Britney Spears is only wearing pasties over her nipples in this uncut version of her Gimme More music video. The quality is really crap, but it’s the only one around right now. I hope her next album isn’t about a mommy who strips to make money to feed her kids. In reality, mommy will be doing Jenny Craig commercials just to support her Cheetos habit. The bonus I was talking about is in the pictures below. Britney still can’t keep her legs together when exiting a car, meaning more upskirt pictures. More news about the custody case. Kevin Federline is claiming Britney hit him several times during the marriage, and is likely to hit the kids too if she gets angry. She did attack that white SUV with an umbrella, and she did say she would “kill” a paparazzi she attacked in Las Vegas. The judge ordered Britney not to use corporal punishment on the boys. Poor Britney, she’s such a victim. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! … sobbing, mascara running down my face, ice cream on my lap, and walls plastered with Britney pictures … The end.

Britney Spears thinks she’s hot, and plays a stripper in her new music video Gimme More. The camera does a close up on her butt a total of 1,003,074 times, but she still wanted more. Once I went through Astronaut training where they spin you around, put you through 5 Gs of gravity, shake you, drop you, and beat you with rubber hoses, all in an effort to make you puke. I barely even broke a sweat. About 20 seconds into Britney’s video, I threw up everything I ate for the last week, plus the shoes I was wearing. If you feel brave you can watch a low quality version above, or you can download the high quality version for free here, here, or here. For the iTunes link click here.

A better version is called Gimme More Pills. It seems so much more real. Click here to watch it.

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