This is the final version of Get Back that will be included in the U.K. version of Blackout, but will only be available in the U.S. when you purchase Blackout from iTunes. That’s why you should just download the songs, or listen to Blackout online for free. Britney Spears needs to get well more than she needs to get richer.

Britneyexperts.com says that Britney Spears finished filming her Get Back video yesterday, and it was poorly thought out. It’s so easy to make fun of the mentally challenged. Here’s more:

Our insider told us that the music video is unlike anything Britney Spears has done before, pointing out that the video has a very eclectic feel to it with a lot of vintage elements. In one of the sets, there’s a drawing of Elvis on the wall and a little bit further down is one of Britney. There is also a night club set.

Our insider says: “Not many people know how long this music video has been in pre-production. The entire concept behind the music video, which I cannot talk about, was entirely Britney’s idea, and this is the first time that she has been involved in it as early as the story board process, all the way to the production design and the casting as well. The only thing I can say is that this video is about “rebirth”. She also did all the choreography for it. This is her baby and is excited for all her fans to see it when it airs. She has been working extremely hard even though many fail to give her credit for it.”

Britney would be a lot more entertaining if she’d spice things up a bit. She needs a tattoo on each butt cheek, one that says "butter", the other says "parkay." Elvis and Britney do have something in common, their love for fried chicken smothered in butter. Once this video, and album fail, Britney won’t be able to call the next one "rebirth" since she already used that, so maybe it’ll be the "extreme makeover" album. In the video Britney will be slowly waddling on a treadmill, sweating on a bike without peddling, getting on a fat scale, and crying when they taking away her tootsie rolls. After that fails maybe she’ll try making it as a porn actress in fat videos. Just sprinkle some baby powder all over and find the wet spots.

Pictured is Britney Spears working on her new music video for her new song Get Back today at a warehouse in Los Angeles. Every time she says "tootsie rolls" in her video the camera does a close up of her cottage cheese thighs, then she strips down to her bra and panties and lets paps smother butter all over her, while she sips on a frappuccino and ignores Sean Preston crying in the background. Gawd this video is going to suck. I can’t wait!

The last three pictures are of Britney at the recording studio, and wearing a shockingly cute outfit, with another odd hat. I’d be shocked to find out this whole crazy Britney thing was just an act, and upon the release of her new album Britney and K-Fed shock the world by reuniting, along with Britney’s manager and publicist, all taking a bow on The Today Show. It would be like announcing aliens have been living among us for decades, and some of us realizing our spouse is an alien, and yet really great in bed.

MSN is running a story today saying that Britney Spears has told close friends that she is pregnant again, and just to class things up a little more, she’s not sure who the father is. NW Magazine says:

Britney Spears has stunned pals with news she is expecting again. However, even more shocking is the speculation flying around among her friends that the pop singer doesn’t know which one of her recent lovers is the father.
“She’s been secretly filling her pals in on the good news since last week," an insider tells. Britney is in shock herself, this definitely wasn’t planned. But she’s thrilled just the same."

Britney will say and do anything to get attention these days, even strip down to her bra and panties in Malibu to show off her cottage cheese thighs to the paps. "That’s it boys, get my good side, that’s right my back side." You just know Britney peed in the water. The last person to do that was Paris Hilton and the governator of California has to declare an ecological disaster. After Britney peed even the sharks turned belly up. Save the whales!

One of Britney’s backup dancers has declared on her MySpace that Britney will start shooting her Get Back music video tomorrow. That’s the first in two years. She says:

BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO
SO…YES…TODAYS THE DAY!!! WERE SHOOTN MISS BRITS 1ST VIDEO OFF HER NEW ALBUM….ITS GOING TO BE HOTTTT!

I hope they have a big cgi buttget to make the frappuccino queen look thin again. Hopefully she’ll shave before her video. Britney makes Tara Reid look hot. Obviously the whole story about Britney being pregnant was more smelly air from Britney.

Just before looney toons here went for an unscheduled swim she signed some legal papers. Somebody timed those papers perfectly.

Rumor is that Britney Spears will release a single song called "Get Back" that will be played on the radio this week, even though her full CD won’t be released for quite a while. It seems like this is a fake rumor, but with Britney screwing up so much it’s hard to say for sure. Click below to read the rumored lyrics.

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