Ginger Spice (aka Geri Halliwell) attended the Victoria’s Secret fashion show wearing the same dress as Britney Spears three years ago. What’s with these fashion consultants these days? Can’t they come up with something new and fresh?

The Spice Girls just put out a new single recently called Headlines – Friendship Never Ends, and it debuted at number 20 in the U.K. causing many to call it a flop since it didn’t make the top 10. However, the Spice Girls are selling out shows for their tour which begins in December. Sporty Spice says about the tour:

"If it goes into a diva drama, I’m out of the circus."

She’s a team player. There’s sure to be some drama on this tour. They are getting paid big bucks, but their heads are even bigger. In this picture Geri has the nicest photoshopped abs I’ve seen in a while.

Ho ho ho ho ho.

Pinch yourself–you’re NOT dreaming, although this could be a very vivid nightmare.  US is reporting that The Spice Girls are going on tour:

The Spice Girls officially announced on Thursday that all five original members — Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm, 33, Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton 32, and Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown, 32, Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell, 34, and 33-year-old Victoria"Posh Spice" Beckham -– will reunite for 11 concerts around the world in December and January. The shows will be their first concerts since breaking up in 2001.

There’s no word yet on whether they will be enlisting new names for the tour, but we suggest:  Melanie "My Arthritis Keeps Me From Playing Sports Spice" Chisholm, Emma "Even My Eggs Are Over the Hill Spice" Bunton, Melanie "I Don’t Fall For No Banana In the Tailpipe Either Eddie Murphy Spice" Brown, Geri "My Solo Career Flopped And Now I Wear Moo Moo’s Spice" Halliwell, and, finally, Victoria "I May Be a Butterface But I Scored a Hot Husband Spice" Beckham. 

"Imagine you got divorced and you’ve got back together with your ex-husband," said Halliwell, who quit the group to pursue a solo career in 1998.

"She just appreciates the fact we’ve let her back in," joked Beckham.

Note to Beckham:  You’re lucky we allowed you in the U.S.

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She was overheard gushing, "I love being with him. He’s great in bed and has a big willy."

- Geri Halliwell with her man’s dick on her brain 24/7 for new guy David Walliams

A girlfriend of mine once told all her friends that I had a big willy. I haven’t been without a date since then.