Gerard Butler took his mother to the premiere of Law Abiding Citizen in Glasgow the night before last.

She looks very proud.

Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston are rumored to be dating, which is what Jennifer wants you to think. Every time Jennifer does movie she pretends to be suddenly dating her male costar right up until the movie starts to finish its run at the theaters, then the relationship starts to fall apart right on cue.

There’s no real relationship, it’s all to peak interest in these two to sell more movie tickets and DVDs. Jennifer is a master at marketing, and we salute her for it.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have been doing some extra making out on the set of their new movie The Bounty in Long Island, New York, but that’s not the big news. During a scene where Aniston is tossed into a trunk her lady parts were exposed, and captured on camera. We put up a big HQ picture below for your inspection.

The New York Post printed the picture this morning on page 35, but they used a different picture for their web story after realizing their error.

If anyone has any doubts we’ll just ask Butler to do an identification of the lady parts, which he is rumored to have already seen up close. Aniston appears to be falling in love with anyone and everyone that gets within 2 feet of her these days.

The Daily Star is reporting that Paris Hilton may now be dating Gerard Butler. We all know Paris takes Valtrex for her little problem, which means all the guys she is, and has, dated more than likely had, or have, the same problem. Spread the word, not the STD.

Now that Travis Barker is burned from the waste down, Shanna Moakler is trying to get with Gerard Butler. Shanna and Gerard were together at Shin in Hollywood last evening.

Shanna is the agressive stalker type. Shanna kept kissing Gerard on the cheek, and he looked uncomfortable. This date probably ended with a restraining order, or at the very least, Gerard probably put a bag over Shanna’s head so he wouldn’t have to look her in the eye while he did his business.