Amy Winehouse was due to be released at midnight after being arrested yesterday, but instead she spent the night in jail. A doctor had to be called in to evaluate Amy, and he declared she was "unfit to be interviewed." Which means she was too high and drunk to be interviewed. Once she slept off her bender in the drunk tank, police questioned Amy, she apologized, and she was "cautioned for common assault." Police said no charges would be filed, and she was released. That’s no way to stop a one woman crime spree like Amy.

Amy did a lot before she finally went to the police station to be interviewed on Friday evening about two assaults she committed. On Monday Amy told Blake their marriage was over, and she met with advisors in an effort to protect her fortune in a divorce. Earlier in the week Blake’s mother, Georgette Civil, said, "Her (Amy’s) behaviour has spiralled out of control. She’s made a complete fool of herself and I hope my son divorces her." Amy then went on a drinking and drug spree, during which she got so out-of-control she committed not one but two assaults, even head butting one guy. She’s brutal.

On Thursday evening Amy consulted attorneys on what to say and do regarding the assault investigation. Amy went out drinking again right after her meeting with attorneys. That evening Amy went drinking at the Good Mixer pub, and go thrown out of the Made in Brasil bar at around 12:30 am.

The next morning Amy skipped Blake Fielder-Civil’s court hearing. Amy then picked up her goddaughter from school. Good thing Amy has a driver. Later that day, and still drunk, Amy finally arrived at the police station where a doctor declared her "unfit to be interviewed."

What a mess! Anyone want to make bets on when Amy will end up dead, in jail, or both at the same time?