You might remember that Fabio was quietly having dinner with a group of ladies, when George Clooney thought they were snapping pictures of him. Fabio released this statement to OK! magazine:

“I was doing a charity for the 11-99 Foundation, which benefits the widows and children of officers killed in the line of duty. I had dinner with six women and a photographer woman and we were just having fun, having dinner and taking pictures. All of a sudden one of the ladies said to me ‘there is this gentleman a few tables behind you that keeps insulting me, keeps giving me the finger.’ She’s like ‘this gentleman behind you called me a fat cow.’”

“So I turn and it was him. He was drunk and thought people were taking pictures of him. So I went to the table and explained to him that we were having a charity dinner and I said ‘you’re more than welcome to come to my table and see if there was a picture of you.’ I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place. After I put him in his place – you know I’m three times his size – he got a little scared. I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant.”

“He has no class. You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you’re a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.”

Clooney is one of those green crusaders who runs around talking about globing warming, so you would think he cares about mankind, and might be kind to his fellow man, or woman, but you’d be wrong. Clooney cares only about himself, and Fabio can’t believe it’s not butter.

Renee Zellweger and George Clooney used to bang each other silly, and now they are gracing the December issue of W magazine. What a boring cover. Couldn’t they have had them get naked and spray each other with water hoses or something? Is George lifting a lock of Renee’s hair up because he’s afraid to put his arm around her?

A bunch of girls won a dinner with romance hunk Fabio. They start snapping pictures of Fabio, and this rude guy in the background starts flipping them the bird … OMG it’s George Clooney. George it’s all about me Clooney gets up and starts shoving Fabio accusing the girls of taking pictures of him in a private restaurant. Fabio is right, Clooney is a diva, and rude. Read the rest of the story here.

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According to In Touch, George Clooney got into a fight with romance novel cover boy Fabio during dinner at Madeo in West Hollywood on November 2. Fabio and a group of women, including a professional photographer, were sitting at a table next to George and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson. According to numerous eyewitnesses, George suspected the woman was snapping photos of him and Sarah, so he asked her to stop. "I thought you were a nice guy," Fabio said to George as he approached the table. "Stop being a diva." Those were apparently fighting words, because George stood up and the fight turned physical. George reportedly started a little shoving match that had to be split up by waiters.

Clooney’s rep stayed away from commenting, but Fabio’s manager said, "George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER."

George also missed the E.R. show reunion. He’s too full of himself these days.

George Clooney got a hairline fractured rib in a motorcycle accident, and his girlfriend Sarah Larson (pictured here) hurt her foot. How do I know that? Well it turns out, Palisades Medical Center in New Jersey suspended dozens of doctors, and hospital employees, after they allegedly leaked George Clooney’s medical information to the press following his motorcycle accident last month. Clooney said:

"This is the first I’ve heard of it. And while I very much believe in a patient’s right to privacy, I would hope that this could be settled without suspending medical workers."

I don’t know what those hospital personnel did to Clooney to make him say that, but he didn’t walk that way before the accident.