George Clooney got a phone call from someone who advised him to dump Sarah Larson. The caller said:

"Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the b!tch before you’re sorry!"

Clooney played the voicemail during an interview with the New Yorker, which Sarah sat in on. Sarah immediately said:

"They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort."

Sarah met Clooney while she worked as a scantily clad cocktail waitress at the Palm Hotel’s Moon nightclub. Sarah has won a Fear Factor after she ate a scorpion, and has had a lot of provocative lesbian type photos floating around the Internet recently. One thing about Sarah is for sure, she wants to be famous, and what better way to become famous than to date, and possibly marry, someone who is already famous like George Clooney.

Clooney hired a police officer to track down the caller, but so far they ran into a dead end at a pre-paid cell phone the caller used. Perhaps Clooney should investigate Sarah too, before he completely discounts a warning someone risked a lot to deliver to him. Love can make a person act the fool.

George Clooney got to meet a look-a-like Colonel Sanders while promoting his new film in Kentucky. I wonder if, while he was alive, anyone ever asked Colonel Sanders if they could lick his fingers, to see if they really were finger licking good.

When George Clooney (46) started getting serious with Sarah Larson (29), a lot of people came forward with allegations that Sarah was very slutty, and was even alleged by some to have been a call girl, but no one has had any evidence of that … until now. A month after Sarah met George, she took the photos above and below in July of 2007. Photo source lastnightsparty.com.

Sarah is a living doll. Just put a quarter in her slot, and she’ll do whatever you want, which is why George keeps a roll of quarters in his pocket at all times.

George Clooney may not be marrying Sarah Larson anytime soon, but she did find work. Sarah was a swimsuit model in the Ashley Paige show for L.A. fashion week yesterday. Sarah doesn’t look that great in a swimsuit. I thought George had better taste than that. If he’s going to remain a bachelor, he might as well date hotter girls.

George Clooney and Sarah Larson first met when she served him drinks at the Palm Casino Hotel in Las Vegas, and now reports say the couple are engaged to be married. One restaurant worker in Laglio, the town where Clooney has a villa, said:

"They haven’t made any announcement yet, but there are people in this town who know more than me. They say the couple are already engaged."

George and Sarah should get married, and have kids soon. Looks like Brad has finally convinced George to settle down.

Below are a few pictures of Sarah when she was very young. She looks so normal, and so far there’s no dirt on her, so she is normal. I like her better without the glasses.

Update: “These reports are not true,” Clooney said today through his Los Angeles-based rep, Stan Rosenfield.