George Clooney dumped his shady girlfriend, and got himself some porcelain veneers on his teeth. I think the new teeth make him look younger.

In Touch is reporting that George Clooney broke up with Sarah Larson. A source says Clooney moved out of his LA home while Larson removed her belongings. The source said:

"George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her."

In Touch reported, George (47) and Sarah (29), struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. The source said:

"The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down."

Clooney’s rep said:

“I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”

Larson was never right for Clooney, and she had a shady past. Maybe she’ll get lucky and find another sugar daddy before her savings dries up.

In case you’re wondering who is in the picture above, that’s Larson up against the wall with a guy between her legs.

"Your boyfriend better be. If they aren’t, you gotta kick ’em in the butt and walk away."

- Sarah Larson gives out relationship advice in an interview with People, when she references how George Clooney supports her modeling efforts.

Better be careful with that mouth Sarah. I don’t see a ring on that finger yet.

Police in Milan on Thursday said two people were being investigated for alleged fraud after attempting to launch a fashion line with a brand using George Clooney’s name. Clooney himself reported the two people for fraud. Clooney told reporters Wednesday in Rome, where he was promoting his new film Leatherheads:

"If someone tries to sell you clothes or watches that are based on me, don’t buy them."

The clothing line was to be launched in Milan next week. Clooney should visit China, they’ve got fake LV bags, Coach, Nike, fake everything. Other countries sell fake brand products too. Pirates like this are impossible to stop. In my opinion, Clooney should have just left those people alone to make a living, as long as they aren’t hurting anyone. Clooney could consider it charity for the less fortunate. Who knows, those people may have been trying to give their children a better life.

George Clooney got a phone call from someone who advised him to dump Sarah Larson. The caller said:

"Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the b!tch before you’re sorry!"

Clooney played the voicemail during an interview with the New Yorker, which Sarah sat in on. Sarah immediately said:

"They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort."

Sarah met Clooney while she worked as a scantily clad cocktail waitress at the Palm Hotel’s Moon nightclub. Sarah has won a Fear Factor after she ate a scorpion, and has had a lot of provocative lesbian type photos floating around the Internet recently. One thing about Sarah is for sure, she wants to be famous, and what better way to become famous than to date, and possibly marry, someone who is already famous like George Clooney.

Clooney hired a police officer to track down the caller, but so far they ran into a dead end at a pre-paid cell phone the caller used. Perhaps Clooney should investigate Sarah too, before he completely discounts a warning someone risked a lot to deliver to him. Love can make a person act the fool.