President George Bush, and his family, have a dog named Barney who recently bit a naughty reporter. Barney could have really come in handy recently when an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President Bush. Barney could have gone after the guy, and brought back some new ornaments for the tree.

A reporter in Baghdad, Iraq threw both of his shoes at President Bush while yelling, "This is a farewell kiss you dog." Bush said later about the shoe incident, “All I can say is it’s a size 10.”

When Saddam Hussein took power he got everyone together who previously ran the country, he then named names from the stage, and each person was taken outside and shot dead. Hussein video taped the whole ordeal which was shown on PBS in the U.S. many years ago. Those remaining in attendance were opening crying and begging for their lives. The fact that President Bush has brought Democracy to Iraq is the only reason the shoe throwing reporter wasn’t taken outside and shot immediately. Long live democracy, and shoes.

President Bush, John McCain, and Republicans tried to regulate Fannie and Freddie, and warned our financial markets could and would crash. Even Alan Greenspan gave the same warning of an impending crisis. Barney Frank and his fellow democrats blocked reform and regulation, so now we have the stock market crash, financial, mortgage, and credit meltdown that is being felt across the world. Thank you democrats for ruining the biggest economy in the world. Perhaps in the future democrats could pull their heads out of each other’s butt, and start seeing the world from a view other than just their own.

Jessica Alba is all tied up in her ad for Declare Yourself, a site dedicated to getting voters registered to vote. Get registered, and vote. Also today it’s 911, remember the thousands of victims that were killed by Muslim terrorists 7 years ago. The youngest victim was just 3 years-old.

The 911 attacks came when the U.S. was at peace. Afterwards we sent troops to Afghanistan and Iraq. Since 911 we have had ZERO attacks on United States soil despite repeated efforts by terrorists. Thank you President George W. Bush, and all the people who work for him and us, for keeping us safe. Terrorists still threaten to attack us as soon as we let our guard down. Our next President will need to be prepared, and have the experience, to deal with this terrorist threat from day 1.

President Bush is with 911 victim families this morning at a beautiful memorial remembering their loss, and our loss of peace. Today both John McCain, and Barack Hussein Obama, will also meet with 911 families. Both Presidential candidates have suspended campaign ads for today, and will resume tomorrow.

President George W. Bush really takes a hands on approach to supporting the Olympic athletes in Beijing.