Janet Jackson was at the US Open Tennis Tournament looking slimmer. Just a few months ago she had blown up like a big balloon. For some keeping the weight off is really difficult. For Janet her career demands she be thin and attractive. It might be a good career move for her to get gastric bypass surgery. It helped Star Jones. Best of luck to Janet.

Star Jones has always been sensitive about her ballooning weight, and people comparing her to the good year blimp, but that’s no excuse for lying to her fans, even though we had proof she had gastric bypass surgery. Yahoo and People are reporting that Star, who has a new show to promote, has finally admitted that indeed her incredibly hot body is the result of gastric bypass surgery. She had claimed her dramatic loss of about 160 pounds was due to self discipline, exercise, and strict dieting. It must suck to be one of those people who saw her as an inspiration, and frustrated themselves to near suicide trying to achieve the same weight loss following Star’s recipe for success, minus the surgery. Her husband probably still thinks she’s a real pig in the sack, which is why he needs to come out from the closet himself.

The irony in all this is that Star Jones is in the current issue of Glamour magazine. What’s next?:

(a) Britney in Working Mother Magazine

(b) LiLo in My Weekly Reader

(c) Paris Hilton in Car and Driver

The bottom line…No matter how much celebrities like Nicole Richie and Star Jones weigh, they’re still UGLY. Star’s face still looks like a dead Rhino’s butt. After mistakenly imagining star in a bikini for a brief moment today, my penis is now just for show.

Enjoy the video below. I did.