David Faustino has resorted to selling autographed pictures of himself, much like fellow out of work actor Gary Coleman has done. The current price for the photo above is $24.95. Sad. TMZ reports:

A big "Married with Children" fan contacted Faustino and asked him if he would sign the actual report from when Faustino was popped for pot possession last year.

Faustino emailed the guy back saying, "If you are a true fan, you’re telling me that this is the item you want signed? Not a photo or script? But, rather a negative newspaper article? OK, I will sign it for a fee of $500 and give the proceeds to my charity OXFAM."

Even sadder.

Gary Coleman told The Insider that he and his wife, Shannon Price, who he married secretly in August of 2007, have never been intimate, not even on their wedding night. Poor Gary. He’s the loneliest guy in the universe. Someone needs to adopt him, or hire him. He doesn’t have many skills, but he can shine shoes like nobody’s business. Anyway, the couple’s marriage can be summed up like this: she says Gary is violent which concerns her and Gary doesn’t think it’s a big deal, and they’ve never been intimate to which Gary says, “It will happen when it happens.” Gary must be satisfied already with Rosie palm. This marriage was all about Shannon getting Gary’s Ebay money. It’s hard to imagine this marriage lasting beyond the Fall.

Gary Coleman told Inside Edition that he’s secretly married to 22-year-old Shannon Price. Gary said the two married in Nevada on August 28, 2007. Gary said that he’s 4’8" and she’s 5’7" and it doesn’t matter. Shannon said, “He was ten feet tall to me because he was sweet and I really liked his personality. That doesn’t really matter to me.”

Shannon sells Gary’s clothes, and other stuff on Ebay for him. Shannon said they kept their marriage a secret, because she didn’t want to be known as Gary Coleman’s wife. Gary said, “I wouldn’t want that in a million years. I wouldn’t want you to be known as Gary Coleman’s wife. I hope you do get successful. She’s a great e-Bayer. She’s a fabulous e-Bayer. I hope she gets famous for that.”

Shannon said their relationship is on-and-off and they fight all the time. Gary said they even got into a fight the morning of their Inside Edition interview. He said, “I threw the printer because my agent wanted to send me a fax, and it wouldn’t fax, and she [Price] was upset at me over something that I had done. And I just took that printer and said, ‘You know what, you just need to die.’” Gary also points out this is the first time he’s ever had a romantic experience.

Shannon said, “He actually got a disorderly conduct ticket one time because we had gotten into an argument, just a minor argument in Provo. The guy gave him a ticket and he freaked out and he was on six months probation…He had to go take an anger management course.”

Gary is a very angry guy, and he has every right to be. Life handed him lemons, and he started throwing them at people, and printers. All it’s going to take is Gary throwing a TV at Shannon and she’ll be history. Gary got married so he could get paid for the interview.