Foxy Brown may get life in prison if she keeps acting like a diva. TMZ reports:

Foxy Brown — aka Rikers Island Inmate #3470701776 — showed Britney Spears just exactly how a true diva disses the court, refusing to show up for a hearing today — because her hair and makeup weren’t done and then because she was hungry. Ill wah wah!

Foxy, real name Inga Marchand, was supposed to appear early this morning to be arraigned at Kings County Supreme Court, but when it came time to board the bus from Rikers Island to Brooklyn, sources tell TMZ she refused — because she wasn’t ready, beauty-wise! Then, a second bus was arranged to schlep the rapperista to court, but she wouldn’t board that one because she had not yet partaken of lunch. A third bus was scheduled, but she didn’t board that one either.

And it wasn’t just the judge that Foxy ditched with her diva demands. Her mother had come all the way to court to see her outside of prison, and Foxy blew her off as well! Not in the mood!

By about 12:30 p.m., Judge John Ingram finally had enough and adjourned the case until next Tuesday, Oct. 16. He told Foxy’s embattled lawyer, Alan Stutman, that if she didn’t get on the bus, he would issue a force order compelling her to do so. When asked by TMZ why his crazazy client didn’t show, Stutman could only say, "I don’t know."

I’m not sure if anyone has ever been executed for being a pain-in-the-a$$, but with a little planted evidence, and an angry judge, it could happen. First Foxy has to deal with the wrath of the judge, and when she dies she might piss off God, who might get it right this time, and send her back to earth as a hemorrhoid.

Foxy Brown (aka Inga Marchand) announced this week that she will release an album while serving her one year jail sentence after a crime spree, oh, and she’s not really pregnant. You might recall that Foxy claimed she was pregnant just before she was going to face the judge. After seeing how lenient the judge was with a pregnant Nicole Richie, Foxy must have thought she could also catch the same break. The judge didn’t buy it, and now Foxy admits she lied, and is not pregnant. So now she’s a liar and a criminal. If her record is good she’ll probably sell a lot of records, and kids will want to be just like her. I long for the days when a cell phone was two cans and a waxed string, a dirty magazine was a JCPenney bra and panty ad, and criminals were people who didn’t go to church.

Foxy Brown (28), aka Inga Marchand, aka chocolate rain of terror, was sentenced to 1 year in jail after a string of arrests, assaults, and probation violations. With really good behavior she could get out of jail in 8 months. Brown is currently pregnant, and may give birth while in jail. I feel sorry for the baby. Here’s more:

The judge found Brown had left the state without permission; had moved her residence from Brooklyn to Mahwah, N.J., without permission; had failed to notify the department of an arrest in Mahwah; had failed to report to probation officers, and had dropped court-ordered anger management sessions with a psychologist. Brown also was accused of hitting a woman with a cell phone on July 30 when the pair fought over the music volume from Brown’s car stereo.

Just before the hearing began, Brown, asked the judge for yet another chance at freedom and promised to straighten out her life. Judge Jackson had jailed her Aug. 22 to await the hearing.

"I’m willing to do whatever I need to do to change," Brown told the judge. She said she had made a lot of mistakes. "I realize that’s not where I want to be. It’s humbled me in ways I never imagined."

The judge replied, "Ms. Marchand, it’s too little, too late. I’m glad you’re learning something; that’s a positive, but I’m not going to give you any more chances. I hope you turn your life around and never again have to stand in a court of law."

Everyone was shocked when Brown said, "I take back my apology your honor."

The judge’s said in astonishment, "I thought you were taking responsibility. Why would you take back your apology?"

Foxy smiled and said, "Your ruling doesn’t count your honor. You didn’t say ’Simon Says.’"

A three months pregnant Foxy Brown is headed to Rikers Island, after a Manhattan judge ordered the rapper to serve time for violating her probation for multiple assault charges on multiple occassions. Foxy used the Nicole Richie legal defense in an attempt to get sympathy from the court, when Brown revealed that she is three months pregnant, and that she plans to get married in September. Foxy will remain in jail until her next hearing on September 7. Being pregnant did not stop Foxy from being arrested over the past two weeks for beating a women with her blackberry, and lying to officers about her identity after being pulled over.

Pregnancy and jail isn’t going to slow Foxy down. She’ll beat someone in jail, and her baby will get out of jail before she does. She went from music career to career criminal. I guess the positive spin is that she hasn’t kill anyone, yet. It’s hard to imagine anyone was stupid enough to knock Foxy up. She’d probably eat her lover after he impregnated her like a preying mantis. I suspect she robbed a sperm bank, and used a turkey baster to get herself pregnant so she could avoid jail. Sounds like I made that up doesn’t it? It’s hard to stretch the truth when you’re talking about someone who has a life resembling a cartoon.

Inga Marchand (27), AKA Foxy Brown, AKA Naomi Campbell’s twin sister, was booked and released by the NYPD on $5,000 bail on a charge of felony assault, harassment, and criminal possession of a weapon. On July 30 Foxy beat her 25 year-old neighbor with her Blackberry during an argument. According to police, the victim nearly lost some teeth, and her lip and eye swelled up.

A report came out today that blacks make up 13% of the U.S. population, but were responsible for 49% of murders in the U.S. which were the result of black on black crime. Based on this report Foxy isn’t doing anything that any other black woman wouldn’t do in the same situation. It’s true she’s done this several times before, and that just means she’s a leader in her community. Obama for President.

Update 1: Here are the facts released by the Department of Justice on 8-9-2007 on their website. Click here to read it for yourself:

“Black Americans accounted for 13 percent of the U.S. population in 2005…but were the victims of…49 percent of all homicides. Among single victim-single offender homicides, about 93 percent of black victims were murdered by black offenders. About 77 percent of black homicide victims were killed with a firearm.”

To recap, 93% of blacks were killed by blacks, and only 7% of the blacks killed were killed by someone who wasn’t black. The issue of violence against blacks appears to be a black problem 93% of the time. The report released was incomplete since it did not identify how many other races of people were also killed by blacks. The report also did not identify all of the types of black victims killed by other blacks. Had those other facts been released, it’s clear the percentage of murders committed by blacks would be higher. One FACT remains, blacks committed the majority of murders in the United States in 2005.

Update 2: Whoa, did you just read that? HG is such a racist, pointing out those FACTS about the 13% black population being responsible for 49% plus of the murders in the U.S., and worse, the FACT that those murders were not just blacks killing blacks, but blacks killing other innocent people of other races too. People are so brain washed today they think any time someone says something that is true that makes blacks look bad, or responsible for something bad like murdering their own people, it is racist. This story was meant to be humorous, but apparently the truth in this humor is just too much for some brainwashed knuckle dragging readers. The truth hurts sometimes, but when it comes to murder it has to come out, like it or not. Yelling racist or racism might work when you’re black and you are dealing with the government, but it doesn’t work here at HG where we are against crime and bad behavior, and we live by something written by God fearing prudish white men that wore wigs called the United States Constitution, and listed as the first ammendment, aka Freedom of Speech. Everyone has their right to an opinion, but no one can say that 49% of murders being committed by 13% of the population isn’t a problem. When a minority of the population is committing the majority of murders, and their solution is to cry racism every time someone tries to discuss the problem, that’s a sure sign blacks are not able to deal with this problem without help from outside their community. All this talk about the police (black and white) targeting blacks appears to have been partially a smoke screen for the real criminals to get away with murder.

For those readers who think we’re racist: If you don’t like our facts, and think we’re racist, then go read a racist Black site or something you demented nut.