An Un-Bi-Lievable New MTV Show

In "I Can’t Believe This Isn’t a FOX Show" news, Internet vixen Tila Tequila is getting her own dating show, with a soft core porn twist.

MySpace phenomenon Tila Tequila is getting a new MTV dating show in which 32 lucky singles compete for her attention — "Bachelor"-style — with one small difference: The contestants are half straight men and half lesbians. It’s twice the sexiness!

Tila will welcome all comers into a mansion, where she will whittle down the contestants each week, until only one man or woman is left standing. MTV is promising that each episode will end with a "dramatic ceremony unlike anything you’ve ever seen before." Alright, we’re a tad bi-curious.

"A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" premieres October 9. May the best sexually adventurous person win!

Coincidentally, Rosie O’Donnell has just applied to be an MTV Production Assistant.

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Man Enters Stupid Criminal Hall Of Fame In Botched iPhone Theft

You’ve got to see this to believe it, and luckily you can. A mysterious man in a baseball cap and sunglasses attempted to grab an iPhone from a Newsweek technology columnist while he was being interviewed on Fox News in New York City. But the inept crook ended up grabbing the reporter’s microphone by mistake!

Adding insult to injury, the thief  was quickly tackled by some large men and no doubt arrested.

Here’s a little free advice: If you’re planning to steal something, try not do it on live television, and if you have to do it on live television, steal the right thing and then run like hell.

This priceless incident can be viewed over and over right here.