TMZ just posted this photo and, unfortunately, the cuts and bruises were not the result of a long overdue catfight between Rosie and Elizabeth Hassel-butt.

Not to worry, Ro-maniacs: O’Donnell is just fine. Vlogging from her trailer on the set of the FX’s "Nip/Tuck," she gave a preview of what her character, Dawn Budge, will look like. Rosie even gets into character, lamenting, "I can’t believe what happened to my face!"

Really? ‘Cuz this is actually an improvement. The rest of the cast and crew are probably in negotiations to have her jaw wired shut.

Clay Aiken is okay folks. Not to worry, though we almost entitled this story “Clay Aiken’s Brush With Death on an Airplane” or “Gaykes on a Plane”…really, the list goes on and on.

MSNBC is reporting that the closeted crooner…er….very masculine American Idol runner up and a female passenger had a spat in the air and the FBI was called.

FBI Special Agent Gary Johnson said there was a dispute between a male passenger and a woman on the flight but could not confirm the passenger was Aiken. He said the dispute was over the male passenger’s foot resting on the woman’s armrest. He said there was an allegation the woman gave the male passenger a “minor shove” during the argument.

“At that point the flight crew was able to resolve the situation,” Johnson said.

According to MSNBC, at his concert later that night, "Aiken joked on-stage about being beaten up by a girl earlier in the day."

We’re thinking Aiken might want to tone down the joking. We all know that if the those flight-attendant fans of his hadn’t jumped in to help him, that lady might have taken him out.

Can’t you just picture a smug Aiken refusing to move his foot. Don’t you know who I am?

Wonder if Clay’s seatmate offered to hold him down, while the shover bitch-slapped him?

By all means, we really aren’t condoning air-rage. We’re just saying that, in theory, one might be inclined to help a sister out by blocking the arrogant Aiken’s escape to the lavatory.

Or maybe tripping him.

It never happened. That’s what Bruce Willis has to say about those rumors that he and Lindsay Lohan had a short-lived "thing."

In an interview with the Mirror, Willis concedes that he has a rakish image and that his denials of hanky-panky with Firecrotch will fall on deaf ears.

“Here’s what you have to know,” he says with a hint of exasperation. “I don’t pay attention to the gossip anymore. I don’t look at it or let it in my house. We could go down to a newsstand right now and find five stupid things that are written about me, but I just don’t care.

“I stopped fighting it when I was a young kid and I was trying to find my way, just flailing wildly, figuring out how to handle fame. Setting the record straight… I couldn’t care less. Because no matter how many times I tell you I had nothing to do with Lindsay Lohan and never laid a finger on her – she just hung out with my younger daughter Tallulah for a minute – it’s still gonna be set in stone. It’s out of my control.”

Bruce, we believe you. Really.

In the time that has passed since those rumors were hot, we’ve learned that Lindsay was raised by a liar, that she has delusions of influential connections to an ex-Vice President, and that she can’t spell the word adequate.

Her alleged claims - and then public denials - that the two of you were hitting it off seem less convincing now than ever.

We’re just glad that rehab has reduced said Lohan hook-up claims. We’re bracing for the new wave of Lindsay-finds-love stories we’ll soon have to post.

And it makes our fingers cry.

A fling that didn’t last the summer. Color us shocked.

US Weekly is reporting that the humdrum, dinner-eating couple that was Jennifer Aniston and hunky Paul Sculfor has ended.

“There was no drama,” an Aniston insider tells Us. “They had a couple of dinners and hung out; it was never more than that.”

Indeed, the end seemed near on June 17 on what may have been the duo’s last date.

A witness says that, at one point during their dinner at Santa Monica, California’s Shutters on the Beach, the pair seemed to have a tiff.

“Jen stared Paul straight in the eyes and crossed her arms against her chest.”

For his part, Sculfor may have withdrawn due to the media scrutiny surrounding the high-profile hookup.

Says a pal, “He probably went to London for a while to get away from it all.”

Or maybe Jennifer was just sick of eating at Shutters. It seems that’s the only place the two ever went.

A girl’s gotta eat and all that, but we like a little variety, some creativity, the exertion of a little effort….Paul.