Everybody is covering the story of the week – Paris Hilton sprung from jail! – except celeb-focused US Weekly.

The AP reports this earth-shattering editorial decision.

"When it came down to it, the staff and I felt what I believe a lot of people in America are feeling. Which is just enormous Paris fatigue," US Weekly Editor Janice Min told The Associated Press on Tuesday.

As a result, Hilton not only won’t be on the cover, there won’t even be a mention of her in the magazine.

"I don’t think," Min joked, "we even mention the city of Paris."

Perhaps it’s true that US Weekly made the decision because they’re just sick of Paris.

Feels weird doesn’t it?

When you can’t count on your favorite tabloid to ravenously cover a story like this, the world feels kind of…empty. Lonely. Scary.

Wonder how Paris will feel about this snub.