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Britney Spears on Suicide Watch

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:29:07 +0000

Britney Spears was so upset at losing physical custody yesterday of Sean Preston and Jayden James, after she turned them over to Kevin Federline’s bodyguard, she drove straight to Epitome, her favorite Bel Air tanning salon. Afterwards she checked in to the Peninsula Hotel. As she checked in a photographer knocked down a security guard, and while waiting for the police, more paparazzi fought each other. Britney then headed to the Van Nuys, California DMV, but was not issued a license. If the smile on Britney’s face is any indication of how she feels about losing her kids, she should be shopping, tanning, and clubbing nonstop. I haven’t seen her this happy since she found out Starbucks puts extra heavy whipped cream on everything she orders. Britney still faces charges of hit-and-run which carry up to one year in jail. Somehow Britney sees things as if she is Alice in Wonderland, where the paparazzi are the Queen of Hearts and her minions, the judge is the fat cat, and clubs are places where she can have spiked tea with her friends.

Jenna Jameson Models Teen Clothes at Heatherette

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:15:34 +0000

Jenna Jameson may have a fat wallet, but her claim that she’s not anorexic is wearing thin. Below are Jenna and Kim Kardashian whoring it, I mean, hamming it up. Kim has always been a ham, and Jenna looks like she could really use a thick slice of ham.

Michelle Pfeiffer Was Taunted By Teachers as a Girl

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:09:59 +0000

With a new movie coming out, Michelle Pfeiffer is making the rounds, submitting to interviews, sharing beauty secrets, telling the usual tales of being an ugly duckling as a child.

Though we doubt she was actually awkward or unattractive, the story the Mirror is reporting about the snarky teachers sounds like it could be true.

"I was a real tomboy.

"My teacher used to write on my report card ‘Michelle is one of the biggest girls in class’.

"All I wanted to be was to be one of a petite little girls but my mother always cut my hair in a pixies and there was nothing feminine about me."

We’re not sure what the pixie haircut has to do with being petite, but can’t you just imagine the teachers who would write such a thing about darling young Michelle?

Wouldn’t you just love to see them now? Ha!

Val Kilmer Rejects Anorexia

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:23:38 +0000

Val Kilmer beached, er, surfaced over the weekend at The Rainbow in West Hollywood. I wasn’t sure what Val’s been doing these days, so I looked up his recent work. It looks like he just finished shooting "Comanche Moon." I’m guessing he plays the moon.

In the era of ever-shrinking Hollywood starlets, we salute you, Val Kilmer! Keep up those 12 ounce curls!

Howard Stern Sued Again for His Big Mouth

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:10:07 +0000

The equal-opportunity offender, Howard Stern is facing a $100 million lawsuit by an advertiser.

The New York Post reported that a sponsor of Stern’s show on Sirius Radio felt that Stern and his sidekicks undermined the promotional campaign and blames their antics for a drop in sales.

On June 6, [CEO Kelly Lockwood] said, Lee Mroszak, a k a "Crazy Cabbie," was on to talk about how he’s shed 20 pounds with the product. "The first thing out of Howard’s mouth was, ‘Geez, Cabbie, you look fatter than ever,’ " Lockwood said. "Then, [Stern sidekick] Ralph Circella says to Cabbie something like, ‘What the hell are you doing in here promoting a weight-loss product, you fat piece of [bleep]! Why don’t you lose 60 more pounds and then come back?’ This was horrendous for us. Our sales have dropped more than 20 percent. In seven minutes, he undid all the good work we did." Lockwood said the suit, to be filed this week in federal court in New Jersey, will charge Stern and Sirius with defamation.

Again, we’re not attorneys, but an old adage comes to mind: "live by the sword, die by the gross-out and insult humor you exploit and endorse with the ad dollars you throw at the shock jock."

That’s how that old chestnut goes, right?

And, since when does a prudent marketer (oxymoron?) enlist someone named "Crazy Cabbie" as a possible celebrity client. Duh.

Britney Spears Nip Slip

Hollywood Grind — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:35:29 +0000

These days Britney Spears is leaving her dignity and self respect at home, and flashing her boobs. Her boobs look like deflated footballs, so if she wants support she’ll have to wear a bra. Drinking all those fatpuccinos isn’t going to help Brit get rid of that cottage cheese on her thighs either. I’m starting to look forward to her new album dropping, cause I could really use a good laugh.

If you want to see the NSFW nip slip picture click here.

Piling On: Critiques of Hollywood Bad Girls’ Moms Continue

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:20:15 +0000

Thank heavens it’s Father’s Day Sunday, not Mother’s Day. Can you imagine the cards?Â

Dearest Mother,

Everything I do, I do because of you, just ask Hollywood’s wisest.Â

Thanks a lot!

XOXO

Your Out-of-Control daughter.

The i in wisest would be dotted with a heart, and the card, signed in tequila, would be delivered by a rehab or prison staffer.

Anyway, Seth Green has joined the public chorus started by Jamie Lee Curtis.

According to the Post Chronicle, Green chimed in Monday:

Speaking on MTV show Total Request Live yesterday, Green said, "These kids today with their bad parenting and their lawlessness… I had parents who beat the c**p outta me when I did bad stuff. I got punished for not going to school.

"Heaven forbid I drove my car drunk and got stopped. I would have gotten hit with the switch, and then even worse if I’d have driven a second or third time on a suspended license. Gosh, I probably would have gone to jail like normal people.

"We have different paths, all of us do. If I crashed my car into a stationary object and when the police were checking out the car they found cocaine under the seat, the chances are I’d go to prison.

"At least I woulda got beaten by my mom instead of taken to a club with her. We have different philosophies."

Snap! Right?

That’s almost as embarrassing to the mothers of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears as being cited as The Italian Job star must be to Seth Green.

2003, my friendâ€¦and even then he was upstaged by the Mini Coopers.Â Bummer.

You can see Jamie Lee’s reprimand of the Momses here.

Eddie Murphy Vows to “Do the Right Thing” for Baby

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:19:02 +0000

For Eddie Murphy, it was time to pay the paternity-test piper.

Yesterday, Murphy reported for the court-ordered DNA test, though he insists he is not the father of Melanie Brown’s daughter.

According to The Sun the Spice Girl and the funnyman, arriving separately, didn’t say much outside the clinic.

Mel, 32, was tight-lipped as she carried two-month-oldÂ ANGEL IRISÂ into the Beverly Hills clinic in a car seat.

She split from the actor when she was pregnant.

The two managed to time their appointments to avoid each other.

Murphy was asked if he would seek visiting rights if the test goes against him.

He sped off after insisting: "I will do the right thing."

Good for Eddie, though who knows what "the right thing" is in Beverly Hills these days.

Wonder if he’ll "have to" marry Mel B?

Scary Spice, indeed.

Lavish Paris Hilton Post-Jail Bash Planned

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:55:28 +0000

Dry your eyes and don’t believe the Barbara Walters-interview hype.Â

THE Paris Hilton will be back and ready to party.Â The public, having missed her so, will surely welcome her with open arms.

It is going to be the hottest…party…ever!

The New York Post reports that the jailbird’s enabler father, Rick Hilton, is on the party-planning committee and has been making the rounds.

Page Six has learned that the celebutard’s doting daddy, Rick Hilton, was recently shopping a "Get Out of Jail" bash for his little girl to the top Las Vegas clubs, including Pure, the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and the Palms.

"He was originally asking for a $50,000 cash fee to be paid, as well as accommodations and flights," said our source. "Pure and Hard Rock said ‘no’ flat out, but George Maloof, who owns the Palms, didn’t say yes or no. He’s very good pals with Paris and is the one who once hooked her up with Britney Spears."

Oops! Sauer Snag!

It looks like last Friday’s order back to the joint, has put a crimp in Rick’s plans.Â

Not to worry.Â Page Six cites sources who think the delay will simply result in a party that will be bigger, betterâ€¦and hotter, for sure.

Poor Unfortunate Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie Feels So Lucky to Have Brad Pitt

Hollywood Grind — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 21:07:27 +0000

Each time we read the Pitt praise, we imagine Jennifer Aniston sitting in bed, sobbing, surrounded by gossip magazines.Â

It has been a couple of years and Aniston is dating a super smokin’ hot male model. But, regardless of what Courteney Cox says about Aniston being over it, these stories have gotta smart.

As Angelina Jolie tirelessly promotes A Mighty Heart, she never never misses an opportunity to share some juicy tidbits about the glorious and idyllic family life she shares with Brad Pitt and their four young children.

According to the Daily Mirror, Jolie opened up about Pitt, telling them she feels so fortunate to have him as her partner.

"I am a very lucky woman," she says. "I have a beautiful family and Brad is a supportive friend and a great father. And he is very romantic. We talk very deeply about how we feel."

"When my mother died Brad held her hand and helped me through all the stages of dealing with someone dying," she says.

"After the funeral Brad brought everyone back to the house and asked questions about our mom. He focused on all the love and all the joy we were fortunate enough to have had. He is an extraordinary man."

Later, the Mirror quotes Jolie talking about her amazing children and joking about Pax being "the loudest member of the family."

And in our imagination, Aniston weeps and pulls the covers over her head.

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