Tadpole-loving Demi Moore embarrassed Cougars the world over by showing up to Zac Posen’s fashion show with this shiny red clarinet case masquerading as a purse.

That thing screams "trying too hard."

What’s she carrying in there? Madonna’s purple penetrator?

Wonder what Ashton will think about that.

Designer Hugo Boss threw a party for the opening of Berlin Fashion Week yesterday. Reports say that Katie Holmes and Suri were not allowed into the party. The reasoning behind this snub was that "the guest list was closed and there were already too many people inside the event," according to contactmusic.com.

People, don’t you know the hurt that the Cruise family can put on you? Xenu is bad enough, but you just know that they have voo doo dolls of every single person that’s ever crossed them. Any day now, Matt Lauer will get out of bed and his penis will just fall off.