This is Audrina Patridge (22) from MTV’s The Hills. Directors from the show are careful to keep a life guard on duty in the event that Audrina ventures too far out into the water. She doesn’t know how to swim, and right now she can’t afford a pair of life preservers, which are commonly referred to in Hollywood as fake boobs.

Brooke Hogan is an aspiring pop singer, and to help her career along she got herself a breast lift. Still, her papa Hulk Hogan still has bigger pecs. Brooke already looked like a tranny, but now she looks like a tranny with fake boobs.

Kimberley Stewart was photographed leaving a Los Angeles nightclub last week with Tommy Lee. Can’t she find any better quality guys than Tommy to hang with?

Pamela Anderson celebrated her 40th Birthday in Las Vegas yesterday. Tommy Lee was with Pam at her party at Planet Hollywood.

Happy birthday Pam, and may your fake boobs stay perky for another 10 years.

Stewart was dickmatized by Tommy’s big gun, because even his former band mates know he has a pee sized brain. Tommy and Stewart can be seen out in Los Angeles pictured below.

Not much to say about this, except that if her boobs weren’t hanging out, it wouldn’t be so easy for a random dog to lick them.

Maybe Pamela Anderson needs to stop bathing in beef juice. Either that or cover up the hooters. She’s lucky the dog’s owner didn’t follow suit.

Reality TV star Heidi Montag reportedly says she was asked by Playboy to show off her breast augmentation in their magazine.

Her manager/boyfriend Spencer Pratt told In Touch Weekly that "They’ve offered her "1 million to be in the magazine."

Playboy representative Lauren Melone completely squashed that statement by saying they "wouldn’t pay $1 million." Would they pay 2 cents?

Ouch! Heidi would be better off trying to sell nude photos on Ebay.