Rumer Willis arrived at LAX last night with Diana Ross’ son Evan Ross. I don’t want to say anything mean about Rumer, but I just know Evan is going to have to do a lot of drinking before Rumer gets lucky.

Hilary Duff, the remaining beacon of all that is pure in this world, next to nuns, almost drowned, not in alcohol, or tears, but water. Duff had a scary moment in the water while filming her new film Greta off the New Jersey shore. Duff was filming a swimming scene when the raging waters apparently overwhelmed her, and two men in wet suits were called to aide her. According to sources close to the production, Duff was filming a scene in the often tumultuous waters off the shore where she was suppose to be floating on her back. The waters became overwhelming for the actress, and two men had to assist her out. She was uninjured and seemingly unfazed after nearly drowning. Pfft, no big deal, happens to her all the time.

Duff’s new movie Greta tells the story of a young white waitress who has a summer fling with a black cook that works in her restaurant and has a criminal past. The grandparents are played by Ellen Burstyn and Michael Murphy, and Diana Ross’ son Evan Ross plays the cook. The interracial love affair isn’t exactly what grandparents Burstyn and Murphy want for their granddaughter, and the story accounts the adage that love conquers all. Greta is expected to hit theaters early next year. Interesting that Duff would do a movie about interracial love and sex, when I can’t even imagine her having sex, even with her self. The nuns at the convent are not going to approve. Remember Joel Madden? Duff never gave him any sex during their entire relationship, probably not even oral, or even the courtesy of a hand job. Duff used to brag about it. Joel finally broke down and got Nicole Richie pregnant. Well at least Duff still has her friends at the book club, and Jesus.

Lindsay Lohan had a party at a beach house in Malibu with her addict friends Samantha Ronson, Callum Best, Evan Ross, and DJ AM in attendance. Samantha Ronson is the DJ accused of getting paid to tip-off the paparazzi, and cops, that Lindsay had been drinking and doing cocaine the night of her DUI? Reportedly, no alcohol was served at Lindsay’s birthday party, which means it was a bring your own booze party. It’s hard to believe Lindsay wasn’t drunk when she put on those blue plastic high heels. It doesn’t seem like a good idea to still be hanging around other addicts who aren’t in rehab, which supports my theory that Lindsay is either still drinking, or mentally retarded.