Eva Longoria (32) and Tony Parker (25) got married in a civil ceremony in Paris today. The two will have a second ceremony tomorrow at Paris’s Eglise Saint-Germain l’Auxerrois, followed by a lavish celebration at Vaux-le-Vicomte. This is a great day for Eva. She’s getting the princess treatment. Let’s hope Tony keeps making the big bucks, because once the honeymoon is over so is the marriage. Good luck, I hope it lasts more than a year or two.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are currently in St. Tropez, France having a joint bachelor and bachelorette party before their wedding this weekend. Eva put on one bikini that looked like her great grandma wore it in the previous century, plus it looks like she pissed herself. She’s very giving, everybody got a massage, and high-fives from Eva too.

I don’t get the impression there’s a lot of passion between Eva and Tony. It looks more like Eva was looking for a permanent sugar daddy.

Tony Parker, set to wed Eva Longoria this summer, hasn’t won over all her friends.

The New York Post reports:

Meanwhile, some of Longoria’s pals are worried about Parker. "He is just not gracious," one of them said. "He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don’t have a good feeling about him."

First of all, this sounds like the sniping of the bitchy, dateless, often-chubby wing-chick-type with which we’re all familiar.

Come on! Are these friends/frenemies married or even in a relationship? They’re describing 90 percent of boyfriends.

Plus, he’s a professional athlete, another group that often gets high marks in the self-centered and rude department.

We’d bet that Eva’s got a handle on it.

Just you wait, meddling, loose-lipped Eva buddies. No need to "worry." Post-wedding Tony will be heard saying, "Whatever you want, dear."

"You’re absolutely right, honey."

And our favorite, "No, of course I don’t mind holding your purse while you shop."

Be afraid, Tony. Be very afraid.

Eva Longoria was at "Spike for Hope" Celebrity Beach Volleyball Tournament over the weekend, which helps raise money to cure kids with cancer. There was not an unhappy ball on the beach while Eva was playing, and no one ever had cancer again. The end.

Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez are attending the ALMA nomination banquet together, and oh yeah Eva is engaged to be married to Tony Parker. Longoria and Lopez are former lovers. Would you trust your partner to spend evenings out with his/her former lover, especially if you were out-of-town? Looks like Tony might not have a problem sharing. Obviously nothing has changed for Longoria since she got engaged.