Alexandra Paressant, a french model pictured below, is claiming Tony Parker continued an affair with her two months after marrying Eva Longoria. Alexandra said:

"We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do [sic] not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position, and thinks that sperm gives acne."

Alexandra claims to have attended Parker’s wedding with French soccer player Thierry Henry on July 17. Alexandra alleges that after months of phone calls and text messages, she had a September rendezvous in Paris with Tony while he was in town to receive the Legion of Honor, and again in San Antonio in October. She alleges they even met at the Park Hyatt in Paris, the same hotel where Eva’s wedding party stayed. Alexandra sounds like a desperate model who is desperate to get some attention for her flagging career. She seems to like a lot of San Antonio Spurs. Click here to see Alexandra’s MySpace and go to the pictures section.

Rumors about infidelity aren’t one-sided. Insiders close to Eva told Star magazine this week that they’re getting suspicious about the amount of time she spends with former flame Mario Lopez. When asked about Tony and the model, Eva’s rep said they had "no comment at this time."

Maybe they have an open marriage. Eva spends Tony’s money like water, and Tony has a pretty wife. Are these two even in love?

The couple’s rep said the allegations of cheating are “completely, 100 percent false and untrue.”

In a statement to People, Parker said, “I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.” Meanwhile, Eva tells the mag, “Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.”

Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria were reportedly fighting because Eva was nice to Jessica’s ex John Mayer. In fact, Page Six reports:

"When her close pal Jessica Simpson got wind that Longoria was hanging with Simpson’s ex, John Mayer, the other night at Gold Bar on Broome Street, she "went nuts," said an insider. "When Jessica heard that Eva was being friendly and polite to John, she called her a back-stabber and was furious."

A rep for Simpson denies the fight, but you know Jessica is petty like that. She’s a whore, but she wants to own her guys at the same time. Fruity as a fruit cake.

There’s also a report that Jessica was told she would win an Oscar if she did a movie where she takes off all her clothes. A source said:

"Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry’s respect that she’s ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Everyone has already seen Jessica nude in Hollywood, except for me, so really this isn’t that much of a stretch for her. Like when she goes on blind dates, she just shows up naked otherwise she’d never make it to second or third base. The dumb blond thing is such a turn off so she’s got to pull out the big guns. Joe Simpson apparently turned down the offer for Jessica saying:

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I told them, ’I think we’ll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on.’ "

Porn star acting is what Jessica does all the time, she’s perfect for that business. She probably really believed those people when they said she’d win an Oscar if she took her clothes off. It’s not that hard to get her naked. All a guy has to say is "FREE WILLIE."

The Sun UK has been doing a lot of sex tape reporting lately that requires the kind of fact checking that Britney Spears uses to decide if she wants to wear clothes or not. Her motto, "Just do it," much like The Sun UK’s fact checking. The report says that Britney met a random guy in Hawaii for some casual sex, and they casually video taped it. The guy says he’s too embarrassed by his lame performance to release the tape. The Sun reports:

The man in question says he met the singer on holiday in June and taped their alleged night of lust in Britney’s hotel room. However, according to the unnamed man, the romp was a bit of a damp squib. He reportedly told a US magazine: “It was just normal sex, we didn’t do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”

The Sun said the Eva Longoria sex tape was real, and that turned out to be untrue. After seeing Britney barely move, and gasping for air after only a few minutes shuffling her walker around the VMA stage, I don’t see her lasting 25 minutes having sex, even if she just laid there. Unless of course there was foreplay first, which would consist of eating a buffet of food for 24 minutes, then 1 minute of sex. After which, Britney would eat her new lover for desert.

The Eva Longoria sex tape appears to be real. Funny or Die claims the story was based on the skit which appears in the above video. Yawn. However, MaxPorn has another video that shows a woman on the receiving end of oral sex who looks a lot like Eva, but in fact is not her. This should satisfy the fantasies of even hardcore Eva fans. Click here to see it (NSFW). The real Eva below shows off her ability to slide her two-dimensional body between the bumpers of parked cars. She can also climb into those big blue mail boxes to retrieve mail you didn’t want to send, can use her hand to get lost jewelry that dropped into the sink drain, and doesn’t require an airline ticket since she fits in the overhead luggage compartment.

Reports say that Eva Longoria was in a sex tape. This same rumor was circulating last year. There’s nothing showing up yet, so I have my doubts. The Sun UK says:

Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER.

Latest reports from the States suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites.

This report might actually be a mix up with a report on Fox News about a 3 year-old girl who was molested, and the crime was captured on video tape. I can understand how this mix up could happen since Eva is only 2 feet tall, and weighs about 40 pounds. Even after Tony married Eva, friends, family, and reporters ask him which country he adopted that little foreign girl from. Once on Desperate Housewives Eva got sick, so they had a little girl from the onset daycare stand in for her. That little girl won an Oscar for that scene, accepted the award at the Oscars, and no one even noticed it wasn’t Eva.