A few weeks ago Hollywood Grind posted an article about Eva Longoria that gave her props for not whining about sex and all that, but I guess that complement may have been premature. Eva has come out whining that people keep talking about her sex life. Wasn’t she the one talking about her boxes of sex toys? Maybe her new boyfriend is the one complaining, and making her feel pressured. Dump him Eva if he can’t take the heat. Get someone more like you. I’m sure we can find some applicants. Eva said:

I respect good journalism. I respect certain newspapers and certain publications, and they are just watered down by the bounty for gossip and pictures and information that is irrelevant and uninteresting.

Don’t be disrespectin. If you open the door, expect everyone to talk about it. Maybe Eva needs some fresh batteries to brighten her mood. Just playing with you Eva, (I wish). To celebrate Eva’s concerted effort to be seen as a sex symbol, Hollywood Grind has created a picture gallery of some sexy Eva photos, and even a few from her early days in high school cheerleading. See more after the jump…

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Desperate Housewives diva Eva Longoria will appear in April’s Gentlemen’s Quarterly. Side note to Jessica Alba: you see this is the kind of magazine you want to pose for if you don’t want people to think they’ll see you naked inside.

Anyway, in her interview with Cosmo Eva went on and on about boxes and boxes of sex toys. I don’t know why she would need them when she has plenty of boy toys to choose from, or girl toys since she also said recently she is bi. At least that’s the buzz, pun intended.

If you have to choose, get the Eva GQ rather than the Jessica Playboy. Eva knows how to sell it, sex that is, and doesn’t whine about it after she’s already been satisfied monetarily.