Enrique Iglesias was signing CDs and other fan materials when he touched a fan as he was signing for her. The fan broke down in tears. It’s so unusual and sweet to see a star embrace his fans, and make their dreams come true with a simple touch. I get a similar reaction from my friends when I put an ice cube in their shirt.

Enrique Iglesias performed his new single "Somebody’s Me" on So You Think You Can Dance. Hope you’ve got your tissue handy to catch the tears.

Enrique Iglesias can’t make up his mind. 

He’s either seeking a procedure to augment his private assets, or he scares poor Anna Kournikova each time he drops his drawers.

Now Magazine reports that Iglesias calls previous stories of his diminutive zipper snake the result of a misunderstanding.

‘I meant I needed a penis reduction, not an enlargement!’ he insists. ‘The people who wrote I had a small willy misunderstood.’

Enrique, who says he was nicknamed tripod at school because of his impressive manhood, will keep confusing the issue, though.

Really Enrique?  Because it would be much more convincing if Anna, your wife-no-we’re-not-married-oh-we-were-married-but-we-split-I’m-just-keedeeeng, were to start spreading anguished rumors about your third leg.  

And, what about those "friends from school" who bestowed upon you this mammoth moniker? What’s the matter?  Have you paid them to keep silent about your breathtaking manhood?

We’re not sure what to believe, but can you be more specific?  How big are we talking?  Depending on the answer, we may barely care, but wanted an excuse to publish all the fun nicknames and the pic of you in the tight pants.

If the new story is true, you’re with me, leather.

Enrique Iglesias serenading a gay audience member Saturday night at London’s G-A-Y. Enrique is the sweetest guy. That guy Enrique serenaded will never bathe again.

Enrique Iglesias sparked a slew of breakup rumors when he told Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet that he and Anna Kournikova had been secretly married, and were now divorced.

"We’re divorced. I am single now, but that’s okay," he told the newspaper. "I don’t mind being alone."

A Kournikova pal says that Iglesias was only joking, and his rep adds that, after five years, "They are still together."

However, Iglesias was apparently not joking about his small penis.