Ellen DeGeneres is crying because she signed a contract to adopt a dog, then when she gave the dog away, the adoption agency had the cops get the dog back. Now everyone is faulting the adoption agency. Ellen says on her show:

“I guess I signed a piece of paper that says if I can’t keep Iggy, it goes back to the rescue organization, which is not someone’s home, which is not a family,” she said, according to a transcript of the show.

“Because I did it wrong, those people went and took that dog out of their home, and took it away from those kids,” says DeGeneres, sobbing.

Wow. Ellen is a really good actress. I would expect if she loved that dog so much she would have kept it, because love conquers all, even poor dog and cat relations. You see, she gave the dog away because it didn’t get along with her cats, and since she loves pussy more, the dick had to go. Now she’s upset because the adoption agency took back the dog per contract obligation, because it had been given to a young girl. She isn’t crying over something as meaningless as spilt milk, she’s crying because a young girl got hurt. Anyway, Ellen cries up a storm in this video, and despite tears welling up in my eyes, I fought them back with a manly grunt. Next time she should just get a soft furry pussy on the street corner. Someone is always selling those, and sometimes they’re just giving them away.

Miley Cyrus just got herself what look like new teeth. Either those are veneers, or her dentist did some grinding to even out those jagged teeth. Looks much better. It seems like only yesterday that Miley was bending over flashing her panties for the camera. The Hannah Montana star is hitting the road on her Best of Both Worlds tour, and although tickets sold out in record time, many tickets are in the hands of scalpers who are charging up to $4,500 a ticket. That’s even more than Barbara Streisand charged for her third farewell tour. According to TVGuide:

$214 = Average resale ticket price for the Hannah Montana star’s sold-out tour, which begins October 18. Show sold out in as little as four minutes.
$209 = Average for the Police’s reunion tour
$193 = Average for Beyonce’s tour
$182 = Average for Justin Timberlake’s tour

Miley and her father said this about the scalping issue:

Miley said, “We made (VIP sections) smaller, so the kids that wouldn’t necessarily have had the chance to come, they can get in, but not for a fortune. It’s going to be a good show, but I don’t think it’s worth what it’s going for. For the people that do get to come, I’m going to make it the best show ever.”

Billy Ray Cyrus added, “Miley’s doing the concert and the tour for the fans. It is sad that she’s putting all this work behind it and really wants to make as many families and kids happy as possible. It’s sad that with the Internet that the scalpers got a hold of the tickets first.”

It seems like the Disney girls always rake in the cash when they start making CDs. Miley is still down to earth. Recently she lost her credit cards after she went shopping, and she just had to have Starbucks but she didn’t have any money, so she went into a Starbucks and sang for the cash. Miley says:

"I lost my credit cards that I had just gotten and I was learning responsibility and how to take care of it and I had no money and I really wanted to go shopping. So I played at Starbucks and I put my guitar (case) open, and I made $7, so I got me a Starbucks."

Only in Los Angeles.

Miley and dad Billy Ray Cyrus went on the Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday to perform and talk about scalpers. Check it out below:

Do at least one FREE show for the fans Miley. Teach those scalpers a lesson.

The word on the streets of cutting edge TV is that Joely Richardson’s character on Nip/Tuck is going to have a lovah this season, but it’s not your typical affair.

The British actress will bed openly gay Portia in the upcoming series of the hit US plastic surgery drama, after her character Julia McNamara falls for the mother of a boob job patient, played by the former Ally McBeal star.

The pair’s scenes so far are said to be so explicit that even crew members used to the series’ frequent sexual storylines have been shocked.

An on set source said: "Portia’s character is going to be involved in a torrid relationship with Joely’s character over about 10 episodes.

"It’s going to be shocking stuff. So far, the pair’s sex scenes have been wild. Even the crew have been shocked by what they have seen."

Having trouble concentrating now? Just picture Portia with Ellen. Yeah, we thought that would do the trick.

Isaiah Washington was fired from "Greys Anatomy" earlier this month after a much publicized incident where he told Patrick Demsey, "I’m not you’re faggot." T.R. Knight then made the whole incident about him, and T.R. admitted on Ellen’s show he didn’t even hear Isaiah say the word, but everyone else did. Now Isaiah says Knight should have been fired, not him. Us says:

"They fired the wrong guy," says Isaiah Washington.

In a telephone interview with the Houston Chronicle, Washington claims that it was Knight who propagated the idea that the slur was targeted at him and created a negative work environment.

Washington also alleged to the Chronicle that Knight, 34, likely wanted a salary increase and a more substantive role for his character.

Knight, who acknowledged that he was gay after the incident, later said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that Washington used the epithet against him. "That’s a lie," says Washington, a Houston native. "I used the word during a disagreement with Patrick. I apologized for that. We shook hands and went back to work."

Isaiah probably didn’t hate gays before, but after T.R. Knight used the incident to get himself publicity, then GLAAD talked Isaiah into apologizing and doing a public service commercial, you can bet Isaiah hates gays now. No one likes getting it in the butt without Vaseline, especially when they don’t even get dinner and a movie.

Ellen DeGeneres brought her camera to the Oscars, and she got a picture with one of my favorite actors of all time Clint Eastwood. Even more incredible, it was Steven Spielberg who took the picture.