Zac Efron appeared on Ellen DeGeneres, where she surprised Zac with a pair of hair clippers. Zac was very comfortable talking about his hair, until she pulled out those hair clippers, and he looked like he was very uncomfortable. He’s got a fetish about his hair, a lot like Jim Morrison did. Except in Zac’s case, it makes him appear feminine. I’ll bet if they held Zac down and cut his hair, he’d scream like a little girl.

Colin Farrell was on the Ellen DeGeneres show today to promote his movie Pride and Glory which opens Friday. He really needs to cut his hair, shave, and take a bath. He looks greasy.

Nicole Richie appeared on Ellen DeGeneres to talk about her guest appearance on Chuck, which will air on Monday. Nicole has really grown up. She is one of the lucky Hollywood girls that got her life straight after becoming a mother. YAY! Maybe we should also be thanking that good man Nicole found too, Joel Madden. It looks like his brother may have also straightened out Paris Hilton too.

The robes were really thoughtful.

Audrina Patridge was on Ellen, and she finally reveals that Lauren Conrad really did hook up with Audrina’s boyfriend Justin Bobby. Audrina says that after December she may stop appearing on the show.

Audrina even gave Ellen a treat in the video below, when she put on a bikini and got in the dunk tank. That water looks cold.

Ellen DeGeneres told her audience that she is the new face of CoverGirl. Why? Because she’s so pretty silly.

Rosie O’Donnell thinks it’s great that Ellen is the new face of CoverGirl. I think so too, because if Ellen wasn’t available they would have went with Rosie.