Elisabeth Hasselbeck called The View today to announce she named her son Taylor Thomas. Ha ha ha. Elisabeth must be a big fan of Home Improvement. Her son is named after Jonathan Taylor Thomas who played Randy Taylor on that show. One of my favorite radio personalities, Laura Ingraham, was guest hosting. She asked Elisabeth if Taylor was already a registered Republican. Taylor was a registered Republican before he was even born.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck had a baby boy at Arizona hospital on Friday. The baby weighed 7 pounds, 15 ounces. Tim Hasselbeck, Elisabeth’s NFL quarterback husband, said in a statement:

"Elisabeth and I are happy to announce the arrival of our son and we’re thrill he arrived safely. Both mom and son are happy and healthy."

The baby’s name will be revealed when Elisabeth calls into The View on Monday. Congrats.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck will leave The View next month to go on maternity leave. She’s about to pop out baby number two. She is married to NFL quarterback Tim Hasselbeck. The couple have a daughter named Grace who is two years-old. It won’t be the same without Elisabeth. Who’s going to provide the conservative balance? Someone will have to temporarily fill her spot. How about Donald Trump, or his daughter Ivanka Trump?

Rosie O’Donnell unveiled a beautiful photo of Elisabeth Hasselbeck with devil horns drawn on her while on the Rosie Gay Cruise according to Us Weekly. She went on to say that Elisabeth’s “only f_ _ king credit was ‘Survivor!’ Come on!” She followed that lovely sentiment with, “I can’t fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life.”

Remember Rosie’s writer on The V‪iew initially drew the mustache on Elisabeth at The View studio? Now we know who told her to do that.

To Rosie’s credit, the only time she can win a battle of words and personal beliefs with Elisabeth appears to be when Elisabeth isn’t around to defend herself.

P.S. The pregnant people comment is so intolerant Rosie. What if someone said "I can’t fight with lesbians. Just go eat snatch and have a nice life". She’d be so ~offended~ ya’ll! She’s just jealous that her lifestyle doesn’t allow her to get pregnant unless it’s unnatural insemination.

I’m tired of Rosie’s heterosexual bashing. Every time Rosie opens her loud mouth she just proves over and over what an intolerant and disrespectful piece of crap she is. Anyone who loves Rosie also loves to suck on horse turds, and their breath proves it.

To try to save face here are the official exec and Rosie O’Donnell statements:

"We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to ’The View’ and wish her well."

Barbara Walters said: "I brought Rosie to the show. Rosie contributed to one of our most exciting and successful years at "The View." I am most appreciative. Our close and affectionate relationship will not change."

For her part, Rosie said: "I’m extremely grateful. It’s been an amazing year and I love all three women."

What Barbara said the other day was that The View had its highest ratings in February when there were no feuds. Hint hint hint.

No one is denying that the CAT FIGHT between Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Rosie is the reason she left. Bullies will leave, and leave you alone, if you punch them in the nose, and that’s what happened. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is my hero! She deserves a raise. We called it.

…but first some final words from Rosie to The View…