In May Lindsay Lohan gave an interview to Elle magazine which hits newsstands August 7. It’s safe to say that knowing Lindsay has been in rehab twice, and has had two DUIs within two months, that Lindsay is a liar. Not only that but she’s also a thief. Lindsay has been accused of stealing twice now, by a former friend, and today by Louis Vuitton. Now she’ll probably say she’s researching a role for Evan Almighty 2, so she’s doing everything in twos.

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Nicole Richie pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to serve four days in her choice of city or county jail. She was credited the fifth day for the six hours she served after being arrested. She was also fined $2,048 and ordered to complete a 21 day alcohol education course, and to serve three years probation.

This seems a little harsh, after all Richie’s only crime was breaking the law. You have to kill at least two people to get any significant jail time. Too bad she didn’t get her DUI in Texas where they put you to death for having an overdue library book.

In light of this decison I’d just like to say, Kickass! Drunk driving is almost legal again! Take that M.A.D.D.! Now excuse me, I’m going to go celebrate by driving 50 laps around the Glendale police station as fast as I can while doing bong hits, Jaeger shots, and squealing my tires.

TMZ has an incredible interview this morning with three men who say they were in the car that Lindsay Loahn basically stole when she was arrested Tuesday morning for DUI. They were at the party in Malibu with Lindsay when her assistant quit, sending Lindsay into a "rampage". They say Lindsay was drunk and possibly high at the time and she took their white GMC Denali and raced down Pacific Coat Highway at 100 miles per hour, running red lights and chasing her assistant. When they tried to grab the wheel and force Lindsay to stop, Lindsay said, "If you touch me I’ll sue you." When they asked her to stop and warned her they might get caught, Lindsay said, "I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f_ck I want." TMZ says:

The guys say Lindsay then began to chase (her assistant) at speeds of up to 80 MPH through Santa Monica, blowing multiple red lights.

Dante realized the mother (of the assistant) was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn’t stop she’d get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, "I’m a celebrity. I’m not going to get in trouble."

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn’t driving. The black kid was driving."

Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.

As Ronnie put it "It was pretty much the worst night of my entire summer."

It’s hard to imagine these three innocent looking guys involved in drugs or a high speed car chase, but they claim they were overpowered by the Freckled Terminator. They were probably just getting ready to go home because they needed to attend church early in the morning.

Lindsay is stupid enough to say something like "…I can do whatever the f_ck I want." It is a mystery though why she would force someone to give her their pants when they have cocaine in them. Why didn’t she just say "Give me your cocaine, I already have pants." The one big hole in Lindsay’s "the black kid was driving" story is the fact that she drove over one of the guy’s foot when he tried to get out.

Lindsay is really a Freckled Terminator from the future, but she’s a low tech outdated version and that’s why she uses cocaine as fuel, and chases cars with another car rather than on foot.

Click the link below to see parts 2, 3, and 4 of the video interview.

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Nicole Richie will appear in court this morning and plead either guilty or no contest to driving under the influence. Richie was cited at 4:30am on December 11th when sheriffs deputies approached her car after several 911 calls reported Richie driving the wrong way down the Burbank Freeway. Richie was parked in the carpool lane and talking on her cell phone when they found her. When questioned, she admitted she was high on vicodin and had been smoking marijuana. This was not her first DUI. In 2002, she was arrested for driving 50 miler per hour in a 15 mph zone near UCLA. She had a .13 blood alcohol level, almost twice the legal limit. Six months later, she was convicted for possession of heroin and driving on a suspended license. About today’s court proceeding, TMZ says:

Richie will plead either guilty or no contest to DUI. She will appear before the Court Commissioner, who will sentence her on the spot. Sources say Richie will receive a minimum sentence of five days in jail. By law, anyone with two DUI convictions must serve at least five days. This conviction will be Nicole’s second DUI.

Put Richie in a red dress, and let her try to out run a bull for five days in a row, then maybe she’d understand how a victim of a DUI driver feels.

Lindsay Lohan may get 6 months in jail, which means roads would be a little safer in Los Angeles until Lohan gets out of jail. Here’s what the AP says:

If Lohan is charged with a crime, she could ask a judge to order her to remain in rehabilitation while she awaits trial, Sands said.

…if she is convicted, the rehab time would count against whatever jail sentence is issued, Sands said.
Lohan has never been convicted of a drug or alcohol crime and judges routinely place first-time DUI offenders on probation rather than behind bars. However, Lohan’s case could be complicated because she also was arrested for investigation of felony DUI in Beverly Hills on Memorial Day after her Mercedes-Benz crashed into a curb. If she is convicted of two felonies in the two cases, she might be eligible for 18 months or more in state prison but such a sentence is unlikely.

Lohan probably will have to do some time in county jail simply because prosecutors and judges saw the backlash when Paris Hilton was briefly allowed to serve her DUI sentence at home instead of jail. That scrutiny means that Lohan, if convicted, probably will get some jail time regardless of whether it is warranted in her case.

“I would say this woman’s going to be doing at least 30 days” and perhaps as long as 180 days if she is convicted of two DUIs along with drug possession, Taylor said.

The 911 tapes were released of Lohan’s former assistant’s mom saying she is being chased. The mom just keeps saying OMG, OMG, OMG. She honestly sounds like she’s scared, and no doubt Lindsay was laughing like a hyena the whole time. Click here to listen to the tape. In Lohan’s defense, she thought she was driving a bumper car. What do you want from her? I mean her brain is the size of a pea, so breathing is a tough decision for her.