The Spears Family has had a good run in the train wreck race in recent weeks, but the Lohan’s have just taken the lead…by one car accident. In Touch Weekly has just gotten word that Lindsay’s kid sister, Ali, was involved in a car accident on Friday night.

More trouble for Lindsay Lohan’s family, her 13-year-old sister, Ali, has been involved in a traffic accident after allegedly sneaking out of the family house.

She was in a car that crashed on Friday night, family insiders say. Nassau County police will not give any official details of the accident.

“We don’t normally comment on traffic accidents unless there is a death or serious injury,” Lt. Kevin Smith tells In Touch.

The accident, in which two people were slightly injured happed at 7:20 p.m. on Friday, close to the Lohan family home in Merrick, on New York’s Long Island.

“Ali had snuck out of the house to be with her friend, a 16-year-old boy who has a learner’s permit. He had taken the car without his mother’s permission,” says the insider. “Luckily, she was not hurt.”

When people get repeated DUI’s, they are forced to blow into a breathalyzer to get their cars to go. There should be a new law that when a Lohan gets within ten feet of a car, an alarm at the Pentagon goes off and high powered missiles are fired at the offending Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan won’t be charged with any felonies. The Los Angeles district attorney says that Lindsay did not possess the .05 grams required by office policy for felony filing. What’s the threshold for the cocaine found in her blood taken at the hospital after her DUI accident? Here’s more:

The charges are seven misdemeanors — NO FELONIES. And, there may be a plea bargain today at 1:30 PM PDT.

Lindsay had a .12 blood alcohol level on her second arrest and a .15 on her first. The legal limit is .08, but the DA still didn’t think twice legal limit twice was enough for a felony, and found room in his heart of gold to have pity for Lindsay:

In deciding whether to file felony cocaine charges, the D.A. always looks at the person and the circumstances. In Lohan’s case, the fact that she was busted twice in a short period of time actually helped her. It shows someone is struggling with an addiction problem. The fact that each time she was busted, she immediately checked into a rehab facility also helped her case. Also, her age — 21 — and the fact that her upbringing was extremely unstable — also worked in her favor.

Sounds like the DA had a lot of excuses for not charging Lindsay with a felony. I guess we should all give Lindsay a break, after all, she’s only become a millionaire, lived the American dream in the spotlight, had the same crappy parents as the rest of us, and so she deserves to get a slap on the wrist for committing seven misdemeanors, and at least one felony that isn’t important enough to file. Saddam Hussein could have immigrated to Los Angeles after the war broke out in Iraq, and made the same claims as Lindsay, and his crimes probably would have got him less time in jail than Paris Hilton. I’m all for bringing back the old days where an angry crowd gets wind of a rumor like celebrities aren’t treated like average folk, so they drag a few out to the old oak tree and string’em up with a sign on their chest that says, "poor little rich girl/boy."

OK! magazine says that Linsday Lohan may have bought beer at a Utah grocery store last night:

This morning on Utah’s 97.1 FM, an anonymous called to report a Lindsay Lohan sighting. But unlike recent outings to Target for sunglasses or to the gym to work out, this time the beleaguered actress was seen purchasing alcohol! According to the caller, Lindsay, 21, and a large, older gentleman, possibly a bodyguard, entered a Maverik convenience store in Orem, Utah, last night (Aug. 21) and purchased some Miller Lite. When approached by fans for an autograph, Lindsay’s companion replied, "This is not a good time."

Lindsay was surrounded by, and followed by the paparazzi who would have gladly bought the beer for her, and said nothing, so this story is B.S. Wait a minute, wasn’t one of the paps a large older gentleman? Is he the same one who had his pants around his ankles, and a blond pony tail bobbing in and out of his crotch, minutes before he bought that beer? If you call a radio station claiming a cocaine loving celebrity bought a rot gut beer like Miller Lite, then you just might be a red neck, or you might just be the next witness for the prosecution in Lindsay’s DUI case.

Bill Murray (56) was charged with DUI in Sweden. He refused a Breathalyzer test at the scene, so he was brought back to the police station for a blood test. Police stopped Murray driving his golf cart drunk in downtown Stockholm at around 3 am. He was in town playing in a Golf tournament.

Why doesn’t this guy have his own reality show? His life is funnier than his movies.

Lindsay Lohan may not be charged for the cocaine police found in her blood, which was taken from her in the hospital after she ran her car into a palm tree scoring her a second DUI this year. It used to be people complaining that police weren’t doing their job, now they are, but the courts are handing down celebrity justice which means the evidence is thrown out, and the celebrity is free to go back to drinking and drugging. TMZ says:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ there is a "strong possibility" the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office will NOT file felony charges against Lindsay Lohan in connection with her two DUI arrests.

We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.

As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility — also a felony. But we’re told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.

That basically leaves misdemeanor DUI charges for both incidents. If Lohan is found guilty of both, she’d have to serve a minimum of four days in jail, and that beats prison, baby!

And we’re told Lohan’s mega-lawyer Blair Berk and prosecutors have been talking a lot and that spells a possible plea bargain.

Here’s what’s for sure: If Lohan is not charged with a felony, she is not required to attend Friday’s arraignment. If that’s the case, put money on it — Lindsay will be a no show.

This confirms my theory that tits have the power to change the world, and get hot chicks out of trouble. Wonder woman had a secret weapon called sex appeal. When she was losing a battle, she did what Lindsay does, just push her chest out, and once her foe was mesmerized she’d just walk away. The only positive side to all of this is seeing how pissed off Paris Hilton will be if Lindsay doesn’t even get a single day in jail, but instead enjoys nature walks in Utah.