Al Gore III has been in trouble many times before. Is this a bad parenting issue?

- In 1996, he was suspended from his high school for smoking marijuana.
- In August 2000, he was ticketed for reckless driving by North Carolina police for driving 94 mph.
- In September 2002, military police arrested him on suspicion of drunk driving near a military base in Virginia.
- In 2003, he was charged with marijuana possession in Maryland after police stopped the car he was driving for not having its headlights on.
- In February 2004, he entered a substance abuse program as part of a plea agreement.

Here’s more:

Al Gore’s son was pulled over for speeding on a California freeway early Wednesday and arrested on suspicion of possessing marijuana and prescription drugs, authorities said.

Al Gore III, 24, was driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph south on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over by sheriff’s deputies who said they smelled marijuana, said Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino.

The deputies searched the car and found less than an ounce of marijuana along with Xanax, Valium, Vicodin, and Adderall, which is used for attention deficit disorder, Amormino said.

"He does not have a prescription for any of those drugs," Amormino said.

Gore was being held in the men’s central jail in Santa Ana on $20,000 bail.

Paris Hilton is taking a brief vacation from her "telling lies" after jail promo tour. She landed in Maui with a an outfit designed to make her look more holy. The more fake Paris looks, the more she just looks like herself. Hopefully the photogs get some good pics of Paris drinking and smoking pot to relax on the beach. She even said herself she was hysterical in jail, and that’s because she doesn’t know how to relax without drugs, which could be how she was able to make it through the rest of her jail time. Prescription drugs could be Paris’ new best friends. Once Paris returns from Maui she will be putting in more beach time.

Entertainment Tonight learned that Paris Hilton is renting a house in Malibu. It’s a $2.9 million little pad for her to enjoy for the summer. After her cramped jail cell, she’ll be able to stretch her legs a bit more in the two-bedroom, three-bath, 2,258-square foot house on the beach, where she plans on spending her time as she revamps her image and gets to work on new projects. ET chatted with Hilton’s manager, Jason Moore, and revealed that the heiress is going to be a very busy woman now that she’s back in the business of being Paris. He adds that Paris has an “incredible work schedule” ahead of her over the next several months, with launches of perfume and other products.

Paris is weak. She’ll be a train wreck by the end of the year.

Newly-freed jailbird Paris Hilton has hopped a jet and landed in Maui. She even donned a clever (?) disguise to avoid the ever-present nuisance of the media. And it almost worked.

Luckily, someone caught the re-born heiress as she starts her new life. Since Hilton claims that she doesn’t drink or do drugs, we’re sure she’ll spend her days on the beach reading the Bible and her nights researching worthy charities for her many philanthropic interests.

Or, perhaps she’ll get wasted and vent about how hard it was to endure the real world for a few days.

Paris Hilton had her interview with Larry King, and Larry asked the tough questions.

Larry: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?

Paris: No.

Larry: Taken drugs?

Paris: No.

Larry: Never taken drugs?

Paris: No.

Paris hasn’t changed at all. She still thinks we’re all stupid, and we should just believe whatever she says, but that’s not gonna happen. Below is a video of Paris smoking marijuana in Amsterdam, and if you click the link below you can also see Paris with her mushrooms. Paris talks about helping other people, but she can’t do that until she is honest with herself and the public. It’s not like her life is a secret.

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Paris Hilton’s Larry King Interview was chock full of nuggets, but perhaps none better than this little gem:

"I’m just not a big drinker. I’m not really into it."

Really, folks. She said it. In Paris’ defense, she may honestly not remember that she has ever had a drink. She probably doesn’t even remember why she was in prison. It’s a miracle that she didn’t forget where she was halfway through the interview and panic.

Paris also claimed in the interview that she has never used drugs. Another likely story. It’s clear that Paris has no interest in developing any kind of honest relationship with either the media or the public. I’ll go out on a limb here and guess that she has learned absolutely nothing for her little stay behind bars.

The good news here is that she will no doubt provide us with years of boneheaded behavior to make us all feel like bona fide geniuses.