Courtney Love Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up

Courtney Love has poured barrels of drugs and alcohol into her body, and now at 43 years-old her body is literally falling apart. If your boobs can touch your belly button it should be a rule to wear a bra. I’ve seen perkier breasts on a zombie chick. She could do a public service message for drugs, naked. Seeing Courtney naked is bad enough, but just think how horrifying it would be for the blind who have to touch her to see her. The horror, oh, the horror.

Lindsay Lohan is Not Dead - Yet

The Canterbury Institute is illegally using Lindsay Lohan’s name in a "DON’T DIE LINDSAY!" ad to get attention. Right now they treat non-celebrities that don’t pay well, so they’d like to remedy that by attracting celebrities so they can jack up their rates. If you want to attract celebrities might I suggest offering massages, private rooms, condoms and lube, unsupervised day passes good for up to 3 days, and drug tests that are answered as a "yes" or "no" question to the rehab guest.

This weekend Lindsay will be leaving rehab. While in rehab she was caught having sex, and in possession of drugs. Plus, she was named in a divorce case for having an alleged affair with one of her fellow rehab mates, who happens to be married to a woman whose family is worth over $1 billion dollars. When she gets out I’m sure she’ll summarize rehab as "b-o-r-i-n-g."

Britney Spears Takes First Drug Test

Britney Spears’ former bodyguard Tony Barretto says she overdosed on drugs after rehab in a hotel room with Howie Day. Tony adds, she has mental problems that get worse when she drinks and does drugs. He also alleges Britney did drugs in front of the kids. Here’s more:

When she nearly overdosed…"She was in a terrible state, just sweating and shaking. Her pupils were huge- we thought she was dying. Before I even started working for her, I was warned about her stripping," he says. "I must have seen her naked dozens of times and each time I’ve been extremely embarrassed. She strips off anywhere — at home, recording studios and clubs."

Britney cried a river of tears on the first day she had to submit for drug testing, which didn’t help. The lab staff said she had to submit a urine test, because they don’t accept tears.

Lindsay Lohan Wrecks Another Home

Tony Allen, the frontman for Dead Stays Alive, was the bandana wearing dude with the permagrin that had sex in a bathroom at Cirque Lodge rehab with Lindsay Lohan. Here’s more:

Stephanie Allen - the mother of Tony’s eight-month-old twins Blake and Lakeland - has been left devastated by the claims and has kicked her husband out of their Georgia home. A friend told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: "She’s had it, period. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age. "He is trying to live out this rock star fantasy at 40. All Stephanie wanted was for him to be a good husband and father."

Tony’s friends told his wife:

Recent reports claim Tony boasted to friends about his affair: "Come on, it’s Lindsay Lohan. Hell, yes! Wouldn’t you?"

Here’s what Tony told his wife:

However, 39-year-old Tony - who fronts US band Dead Stays Alive - claims his relationship with Lindsay is purely platonic.

High fives all around for Tony. How many 39 year-olds can say they banged a movie star half their age in the bathroom. Let me explain my support for Tony. Women are offered sex since the time they hit puberty. Women are used to saying no to sex. Anytime a woman wants sex she can get it. Men might get sex by taking women out for dinner and a movie, paying for it, or begging for it. Some men learn to have sex by watching the neighborhood dogs. One lesson I learned was never let go of a girl’s leg no matter how hard she tries to shake you off. When a woman like Lindsay suddenly says, "do me now," men just drop their pants and get to work. The wife, Stephanie, is jealous. After all her husband is in rehab because he’s a drug addict, and yet she says he’s "a good husband and father." When she wanted babies he dropped his pants and went to work, but now suddenly he’s a bad guy for doing what she married him for.

Amy Winehouse’s Dad Says He Wants to Control Her Money to Save Her Life

According to the Daily Mail, Amy Winehouse’s father has joined forces with her record label to gain control over her finances while she struggles with her addictions.

Amy’s new husband Blake Fielder-Civil is being painted as the bad guy in this scenario and the reason for the legal wrangling.

According to a source, unemployed Blake controls the cash. The source said: "Amy just hands everything over to him. . .

Mitch has told a friend he fears Blake’s influence will see Amy overdosing or committing suicide if he leaves or cheats.

“It makes me sick, he’s the reason she’ll die. I’m not going to see him get everything that she worked so hard for,” he told the friend.

After Amy and Blake were photographed covered in blood and scratches two weeks ago, they were spotted in a bank where she withdrew hundreds of pounds in cash, and then handed it over to her husband.

You know what they always say, "The couple that cuts together, spends all the money on drugs together."

The photo below illustrates the toll her career and the drugs and perhaps the hubby have had on her.

It’s not an exaggeration to say that she may not survive this.

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