Kate Moss, Pete Doherty wedding news is spreading and video evidence of their unique love continues to surface.

In Doherty’s new memoir, he makes a declaration clearly intended to be romantic, and Moss concurs. This from the New York Post:

"Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead. Huzzah!"

The tome, "The Books of Albion," also includes a love note from Moss revealing how mesmerized she is by Doherty:

"You have touched my heart and soul you little [bleep]er . . . You make me high my sweet. My skin shivers and longs to be held by you."

That she is so smitten with the guy has people on both sides of the Atlantic scratching their heads. These two are like every dysfunction wrapped up into one big trainwreck.

Check out the videos, which feature the couple "singing" and stumbling about. Charming evidence that there’s someone out there for everyone.

Talk about mesmerizing. You may not be able get the tune out of your head.

The most recent one is here.

This one from a couple of months ago, which Pete posted to the Internet himself, is definitely worth another look in light of their romantic revelations.

Paris Hilton may not be the only troubled celebrity who’s crying behind bars soon. Actor Tom Sizemore, who has been arrested so many times it’s hardly newsworthy anymore, wept openly in a Los Angeles courtroom today as he faced changes for violating his probation from a 2004 meth bust.

Sizemore, who was once involved with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss, has been battling drug addiction for some time now. Like many addicts, Tom has relapsed a few times, but he told the judge that this time he’ll change his ways:

"I don’t want to go to jail … give me one more chance … I have a terrible disease … drugs have strapped me around the neck … I guarantee I am not going to be here again! I want to rehabilitate myself and become a good productive citizen to society."

We’d love to believe you, Tom. We really would. But it gets harder every time. Here’s what the judge had to say:

"Probation is a privilege … Tom is not a matter of probation anymore because he has abused that privilege."

Tom might want to think about contacting Paris for some advice on how to survive on the inside.

It’s a really good night when Sarah Silverman talks about famous vaginas, bashes drug addict Lindsay Lohan, and bashes drunk driver and drug addict Paris Hilton who the camera kept going to so we could all see her sour puss as she reacted to Sarah’s bashing while the audience cheered. Paris is now the clown of tinsel town. Oh, and she mentioned Cisco Adler’s balls. Click here to see them.

Less than three months after leaving rehab, recovering alcoholic and AA member Lindsay Lohan is planning her 21st birthday party, and it will be a 2 day blowout in Las Vegas, sponsored by Svedka vodka. There may not even be a cake, just loads of vodka, or a cake made with vodka that you can pour into a glass with frosting on the rim. The NY Daily News says:

Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday, a rep for the brand confirmed to us yesterday.

It’s part of a deal that could net the star up to seven figures for the July 2-3 celebration.
Other partners include Pure nightclub, Caesars Palace (which is providing a "specially designed" suite) and the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island.

In the pay-to-play world of celebrity events, Vegas nightclubs alone have been known to offer up to $400,000 to land a top name.

Lindsay is the luckiest girl in the world. Here’s more from Women’s Wear Daily:

Lindsay Lohan might usually be seen in Gucci, Chanel or Prada, but come fall, she’ll be hawking a whole new label: Jill Stuart.

The contemporary sportswear designer has snagged Lohan to be the face of its print ad campaign, which will hit August magazines and run through November. The campaign marks the first time Jill Stuart has chosen a celebrity for her ads.

"I can’t say enough fantastic things about Lindsay," Stuart said of her choice to go with the starlet rather than a model. "She is sexy and smart, exactly what the Jill Stuart woman embodies."

So the message these companies are sending young girls that idolize Lindsay is, if you’re a drunk and drug addicted slut who has family problems, and can’t maintain healthy personal relationships, then you will be rich and famous just like Lindsay. It’s a lot easier to sell self-destructive sex objects than fruits and vegetables. These companies should just be more direct in their ads. Take hand bags for instance. Why not just say, "Buy a BIGGER BAG to hold more Coke," and have Lindsay holding the bag with white power on her hands, and nose.