Tony Allen, the frontman for Dead Stays Alive, was the bandana wearing dude with the permagrin that had sex in a bathroom at Cirque Lodge rehab with Lindsay Lohan. Here’s more:

Stephanie Allen – the mother of Tony’s eight-month-old twins Blake and Lakeland – has been left devastated by the claims and has kicked her husband out of their Georgia home. A friend told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: "She’s had it, period. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age. "He is trying to live out this rock star fantasy at 40. All Stephanie wanted was for him to be a good husband and father."

Tony’s friends told his wife:

Recent reports claim Tony boasted to friends about his affair: "Come on, it’s Lindsay Lohan. Hell, yes! Wouldn’t you?"

Here’s what Tony told his wife:

However, 39-year-old Tony – who fronts US band Dead Stays Alive – claims his relationship with Lindsay is purely platonic.

High fives all around for Tony. How many 39 year-olds can say they banged a movie star half their age in the bathroom. Let me explain my support for Tony. Women are offered sex since the time they hit puberty. Women are used to saying no to sex. Anytime a woman wants sex she can get it. Men might get sex by taking women out for dinner and a movie, paying for it, or begging for it. Some men learn to have sex by watching the neighborhood dogs. One lesson I learned was never let go of a girl’s leg no matter how hard she tries to shake you off. When a woman like Lindsay suddenly says, "do me now," men just drop their pants and get to work. The wife, Stephanie, is jealous. After all her husband is in rehab because he’s a drug addict, and yet she says he’s "a good husband and father." When she wanted babies he dropped his pants and went to work, but now suddenly he’s a bad guy for doing what she married him for.

Michael Lohan wasted no time selling a story about his visit with Lindsay Lohan in her Utah rehab. Here’s more:

Michael said, "As soon as I arrived Lindsay rushed into my arms, then curled up on my lap and sobbed like a baby." Then, between snivels, she promised to QUIT films, LEAVE Hollywood and DUMP bad boy lover Calum Best in a desperate bid to stay clean. She said she does not want to live in Hollywood as that is where this evil in her life happens." "She said, ‘I hate Hollywood and I don’t want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away’."

Vowing to steer clear of sex and drug addict Calum, Lindsay added: "I will stop hanging round with people who are bad for me’."

I suppose Michael also wants me to believe Lions are going to quit eating meat, fish will start living on land, and monkeys can’t drive cars. When I close my eyes and count to three Michael will disappear. 1 … 2 … 3. Dang it, he’s still there.

The New York Daily News said yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is spending her time in rehab daydreaming about reviving her music … umm … "career" (?). Rush and Malloy say:

Insiders say Lohan has let Universal Music execs know she’s ready to deliver the third album she owes. But do they want it?

Guided by Casablanca label head Tommy Mottola, Lohan recorded the 2004 CD "Speak," which sold a respectable 1.6 million copies here and abroad. Her 2005 followup, "A Little More Personal," did more than 600,000 units.

Mottola had been after Lohan to get back into the studio, but she didn’t have time with all the movies she was making. Then came her two DUI arrests and a charge of cocaine possession. Amid reports that insurance companies were afraid to bond her pictures, her schedule freed up.

But lately, relations between Mottola and Lohan are said to have cooled. (He didn’t return our calls.) And others at Universal Music are approaching her cautiously.

"As much as she wants to make another album," says one insider, "the feeling is she needs to get herself cleaned up. Then we can talk about it."

For an industry that prides itself on sex, drugs, and violence, they do have a bottom line which involves making money. Lohan’s first record was due to her previous success as a child actress, the second dropped to about 1/3 of the first album’s sales. Lohan’s third album would probably sell as many as Paris Hilton. Lohan’s movies don’t make money either. Lohan should just give up on Hollywood and join the circus where she fits in.

Yesterday Michael and Dina Lohan came to an agreement in their divorce:

Though the terms of the agreement were not disclosed, state Supreme Court Justice Robert A. Ross reportedly told the Lohans, ‘You have both demonstrated to me extraordinarily good judgment in resolving this matter as you did.’ Despite today’s events, the Lohans will be in family court on Sept. 6 to determine a custody and visitation agreement for their underage children, 13-year-old Aliana and 11-year-old Dakota.

I feel for the judge. Imagine trying to decide between Dina who has been pictured drinking and doing drugs with Lindsay, and Michael who has been in jail for the past 2 years on a DUI charge. He might as well give the kids to a pack of wolves. I guess it could be worse. The kids could have been raised by Jihad loving parents, who strap bomb belts on the kids and tell them to go out and make them proud.

When Lindsay was at Promises she went roller blading and bicycling on the beach, then relapsed only 11 days later. Now she’s at the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah where she stays busy by hiking, bicycling, and whitewater-rafting. On August 16 she went for a 90-minute bike ride around Orem, and the next day she went rafting on the Provo River dressed in a pirate bandanna. She was also seen shopping at an Abercrombie and Fitch store and at the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory where she picked up $70 worth of chocolates.

If you didn’t know Lindsay was a drunk and a drug addict in need of rehab, you might get the justified impression that Promises and Cirque Lodge were either summer camps or spas. They probably smoke pot around the camp fire, and eat pot brownies all day, to keep their clients more relaxed during their stay. At a real rehab they’d lock you in your room after searching it, wake you up with a fire hose, lock you in a box for 2 days in the hot sun outside if you misbehave, make you exercise, and learn how to take care of yourself during difficult circumstances, like trying to make it out of a swamp filled with poisonous snakes and no water or food for a week. That hat Lindsay is wearing should say "fake."

Paula Abdul is surrounded by assistants and stylists and, according to Page Six, she runs a tight ship.

"There’s a salon chair in her house where she gets her hair and makeup done every day. She’ll sit in it, set an alarm, and then, because she’s on so many painkillers, pass out while her hair and makeup guy gets her ready for the day. When the alarm goes off she’ll wake up, and God forbid the poor guy isn’t done yet. All hell breaks loose."

Abdul’s rep said, "There’s no alarm that I’ve ever seen."

This is what should be made into a reality show. It would be a nail biter!!

Can you imagine the heart-pounding, brow-sweat countdown for the poor makeup guy? Holding her pharmaceutically leaden eyelids open to apply mascara, he likely has one eye on the timer and one eye watching for a tell-tale flicker right before Paula startles awake and starts choking him.

Maybe we’re devious, but we’re thinking that resetting the timer while she’s asleep might be a strategy. In her drugged up state, she’s not going to remember.

Or, they could try shaking that Abdul munchkin upside down by her ankles and demanding more time for each morning’s Herculean makeover.

The joke is on Paula Abdul. I for one don’t buy her claim that she does not abuse alcohol or drugs. No one slurs their words, and behaves like a drug addict, when they are not. Medical conditions sound and look different, which is why drug addicts and alcoholics are so easy to spot. Watch the video below. Do you believe her?

Click here to watch Paula get drunk in a business meeting and is so drunk she can’t finish it, all in front of the cameras on her reality show which aired recently.