Paris Hilton is taking a brief vacation from her "telling lies" after jail promo tour. She landed in Maui with a an outfit designed to make her look more holy. The more fake Paris looks, the more she just looks like herself. Hopefully the photogs get some good pics of Paris drinking and smoking pot to relax on the beach. She even said herself she was hysterical in jail, and that’s because she doesn’t know how to relax without drugs, which could be how she was able to make it through the rest of her jail time. Prescription drugs could be Paris’ new best friends. Once Paris returns from Maui she will be putting in more beach time.

Entertainment Tonight learned that Paris Hilton is renting a house in Malibu. It’s a $2.9 million little pad for her to enjoy for the summer. After her cramped jail cell, she’ll be able to stretch her legs a bit more in the two-bedroom, three-bath, 2,258-square foot house on the beach, where she plans on spending her time as she revamps her image and gets to work on new projects. ET chatted with Hilton’s manager, Jason Moore, and revealed that the heiress is going to be a very busy woman now that she’s back in the business of being Paris. He adds that Paris has an “incredible work schedule” ahead of her over the next several months, with launches of perfume and other products.

Paris is weak. She’ll be a train wreck by the end of the year.

Newly-freed jailbird Paris Hilton has hopped a jet and landed in Maui. She even donned a clever (?) disguise to avoid the ever-present nuisance of the media. And it almost worked.

Luckily, someone caught the re-born heiress as she starts her new life. Since Hilton claims that she doesn’t drink or do drugs, we’re sure she’ll spend her days on the beach reading the Bible and her nights researching worthy charities for her many philanthropic interests.

Or, perhaps she’ll get wasted and vent about how hard it was to endure the real world for a few days.

Paris Hilton’s Larry King Interview was chock full of nuggets, but perhaps none better than this little gem:

"I’m just not a big drinker. I’m not really into it."

Really, folks. She said it. In Paris’ defense, she may honestly not remember that she has ever had a drink. She probably doesn’t even remember why she was in prison. It’s a miracle that she didn’t forget where she was halfway through the interview and panic.

Paris also claimed in the interview that she has never used drugs. Another likely story. It’s clear that Paris has no interest in developing any kind of honest relationship with either the media or the public. I’ll go out on a limb here and guess that she has learned absolutely nothing for her little stay behind bars.

The good news here is that she will no doubt provide us with years of boneheaded behavior to make us all feel like bona fide geniuses.