We’ve seen the pictures. We already know. Brit-Brit is a hot mess.

Now even MSNBC is passing along tabloid details on the areas where Britney Spears is just losing it.

Spears is “drinking heavily again, binge shopping and eating like there’s no tomorrow,” according to Star magazine. What’s more, the "Toxic" singer is jeopardizing her cherished relationship with kid sister Jamie Lynn because of her ongoing feud with her mother, Lynne.

“On several occasions, I have seen her pouring alcohol into energy drink cans,” a source told the tab. And, says one insider: “Britney requests that her alcohol be served in carafes rather than in bottles. Once, a waitress made the mistake of bringing her a bottle. Brit grabbed her arm and told her she couldn’t be seen with it.”…

Spears reportedly caused a scene at the L.A. nightclub Joseph on June 25. The singer stripped down to a purple bra and “was dancing and singing her own music, which she brought in,” an “observer” told Star.

Ooh! A new twist on the vodka or champagne in the water bottle trick.

Though if Britney wants to keep her implosion under cover, she should try keeping her shirt on.

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Why, just yesterday we were talking about how Evian might want to go ahead and ship Lindsay Lohan that free bottled water she’s requested and perhaps tweak their marketing to capitalize on her sneaky habits.

Today, the New York Daily News has reports of the Fall Out Boy bassist and the resculpted younger Simpson pulling a potential green-bottled contender into the mix.

It sure looked like Pete Wentz had a sober weekend – the Fall Out Boy bassist drank only Fuji water during Saturday night’s dinner at the Stereo House in Water Mill. "He’s never been a huge drinker," said one pal, "but now it’s cold turkey." Strange, then, that later as he manned the turntables at the Hpnotiq party at Dune in Southampton, girlfriend Ashlee Simpson decanted Veuve Clicquot into an empty Perrier bottle for him. As Wentz sipped in the deejay booth, a fellow emcee announced, "Look at our man Wentz. He’s drinking Perrier; that’s all he drinks."

Perrier…the better to disguise the sparkles in your champagne.

Fuji…for hiding the vodka, if you hate the French.

It had been widely reported that Paris Hilton had been seen at Les Deux in Hollywood this weekend.

TMZ has a picture of her climbing into an SUV that night.

OK! Magazine has details of the wild night on the town and it doesn’t sound like she’s curtailed her drinking and hooking up.

“Paris was dancing away on the black-leather cushions of her booth, along with her friends and Nicky,” another witness adds. “She looked really happy to be free from the confines of that tiny jail cell.” And Paris wasted no time in getting wasted, both sources tell OK!. She ordered and downed two shots of Jaegermeister within her first 10 minutes there…

"By the time Paris got ready to leave, she was pretty drunk,” the eyewitness tells OK!. "Toward the end of the night, she was sitting on the top edge of her booth, making-out with a dark-haired guy who was sporting a couple days growth of beard. While they kissed, Paris was holding up a brown fedora hat, and they were kissing behind the hat, so people couldn’t see. But still, sitting up high like that on the back of her booth, with 200 people clamoring to watch her every move, if she was trying to be coy, it didn’t work!”

Tequila shots? Sucking face with an apparent stranger?

Ahhhh…we knew the old Paris would prevail over the Saintly Paris promoted during her whirlwind, philosophy-spouting, not-so-mea-culpa, post-jail media tour.

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If the Daily Mail is to be believed (and why wouldn’t they be) Diddy’s "friendship" with Sienna Miller led to the latest off-again of his longtime, intermittent relationship with the mother of three of his four children, Kim Porter.

Apparently, Diddy’s most recent gallivanting with the skanky Brit was the last straw for Porter, who gave birth to the couple’s twins in December.

Rumours of a rift between the two began circulating earlier this year when, right after the birth of the twins, Combs was seen out partying with Sienna till the early hours of the morning.

After the Factory Girl premiere the actress was spotted sneaking into her hotel at 9am in the morning with the rap star in tow.

But Diddy, told photographers at the hotel: "Man, I was just being a gentleman and dropping her off.

"Yeah, we all hang out together but there’s no more to it than that."

However, in the week prior to that they were seen cosying up after meeting at a film festival in Utah.

The friendship between Combs and Miller was rekindled last weekend when he arrived in London to perform in the Concert for Diana at Wembley Arena.

We’re guessing that January was pretty busy for Porter, and that she delayed her departure for a more manageable time. That in her postpartum hormonal state she resisted tracking Miller down and strangling her is a real testament to Porter’s self control.

If we had just delivered number 3 and number 4, out of wedlock for Thug Cheaty and heard that lame excuse about being a "gentleman" we would be on trial for double murder right about now. Or hiding out in Mexico learning Spanish and drinking mucho Pinas. Ole!

After some much ‘needed’ week long vacation in Hawaii with off/on boyfriend Starvos Niarchos, Paris Hilton wanted to get one message clear to everyone this independence day, don’t drink and drive.

Hilton warned fans on her MySpace page advising them to not drink and drive on the Fourth of July.

Her statement on the web page written, “Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! And she also added, just looking out for you all”.

Yes, just leave it up to Paris to tell us all to be responsible.