Les Deux is feeling the heat from the ABC (Alcohol Beverage Control) in LA, after paparazzi cameras caught Lindsay Lohan hanging out there just hours before her DUI crash, and arrest. Of course, Les Deux denies serving Lindsay booze, however there is this from the LA Times:

Authorities are trying to crack down on one of the worst-kept secrets in Hollywood: underage stars partying hard at trendy clubs on the Sunset Strip and Hollywood Boulevard. Doormen at Hollywood hot spots have been lifting the velvet rope for teen stars for years. Two decades ago, Drew Barrymore became tabloid fodder after being spotted drinking at Hollywood clubs when she was 13 and 14. These days, there’s no hiding the illicit behavior, thanks to the aggressive tactics of Hollywood’s ever-expanding paparazzi corps, who document celebrities through every nightclub-hopping step.

There’s a picture that just surfaced of baby Lindsay with her truck stop hooker looking mama Dina. All that bragging Dina has done about partying with her daughter, has resulted in all fingers pointing to her leathery face as the cause of Lindsay’s problems. Oh look we’ve got a picture of the druggy duo right here. They grow up so fast.

Drew Barrymore had a costume party, and the crack heads Courtney Love and David LaChapelle showed up. Is this what Courtney calls sober? They’re supposed to be prom dates. He probably got lucky afterwards, and puked on.

"Despite repeated offers, Dunst couldn’t persuade Moretti to have sex with her. When pressed to consummate the relationship, Moretti told her he wasn’t over Barrymore."

- A source on Fabrizio Moretti rejecting Kirsten Dunst because he wasn’t over Drew Barrymore

I wouldn’t do Dunst either, even if I was desperate. Of course Barrymore wouldn’t be on my list either.

Jane Pratt, the former editor of Jane magazine, claims she got it on like Donkey Kong with actress Drew Barrymore. Pratt, who was a frequent guest on Howard Stern’s show back in the day, recently told the NY Post, "One of my dreams is to return to Howard’s show and tell him the truth about Drew Barrymore and me."

She says that years ago, Stern asked her on-air if she had ever had sex with a woman. At the time, she answered "yes," but then demurred when he asked if it was someone famous.

"It was someone famous," she confessed to the paper. "I did have sex with Drew Barrymore."

No word on when the event took place (perhaps in Drew’s "f–king nudist bird" years), although Barrymore did appear on the cover of the debut issue of Jane back in 1997. A rep for Barrymore had no comment.

Either way, Pratt is presumably no longer making it with ladies, famous or otherwise. She now has a four-year-old daughter with her longtime boyfriend.

This juicy announcement of 90s she-sex agreeably coincides with the upcoming debut of Pratt’s new talk radio show, Jane Radio, on Sirius Satellite Radio.

I wonder if Barrymore will deny Pratt’s claim. Makes me wonder if this is the reason Barrymore and Cameron Diaz hang out so much together.

Looks like Mischa Barton isn’t the only star smoking marijuana these days. BFF Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore spent some time together in Hawaii, and they just couldn’t help but smoke some pot on the beach. Who are they setting an example for? It would be nice to see more respectable, less drug addicted, and less crazy stars in Hollywood. Diaz has been spending a lot of time in Hawaii since her split with Justin Timberlake.

Drew looks a bit chunky.