Donald Trump is going after Los Angeles Times columnist David Lazarus for printing what Trump claims are lies about him. PageSix reports:

Lazarus wrote a story last Wednesday about a Trump University seminar that had taken place recently in California, and in the article Lazarus stated that the seminar was actually “a two-hour sales pitch for a three-day workshop that would cost people $1,495”; that Trump has had to seek bankruptcy protection; and that his primary claim to fame was " hosting The Apprentice.”

Trump, who is asserting that parts of the article are defamatory, not only called the reporter to give him a piece of his mind but informed Lazarus that the two might meet up — in court! “I am thinking about suing him,” Trump told PageSix. “He made certain statements that are false. I thought it was inappropriate.”

He particularly took issue with the statement that his primary claim to fame was a reality show. “I am considered by many to be, by far, the hottest name in real estate,” Trump wrote in a letter to The Times’ business editor. When Lazarus read that, he retorted: “Show of hands: How many people think of Donald Trump as, by far, the hottest name in real estate? How many think of him as the guy who fires people on TV?”

“He’s a wisea**,” Trump said. “You can’t let people get away with lies. You have to fight for the truth,” and because The Times printed his letter, Trump is still debating whether or not to sue Lazarus or the paper — or both. “The Los Angeles Times are very concerned,” he says. “I think Lazarus painted himself into a corner and he knows it.”

If you want to get embarassed publicly, and threatened with a lawsuit, by Donald Trump just say these words, "Trump filed for bankruptcy."

That picture above is not really the Donald, but that’s how I imagine him at that age. Below is the Donald all grown up in real life, with hotties everywhere. What kind of a convention did he bring his wife to that day?

Donald Trump denied giving a $10,000 tip to a waiter at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. In fact, Donald says he wasn’t even in California on Monday. Donald said:

"This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity," he said. It’s not my signature."

Derober.com ran a little too far with the story when they put up a fake video of the waiter walking to his car. I guess this means Hilary Clinton has the biggest dick by default. When you run a story that could be fake, always have a back up. Click here to see what I’m talking about.

Donald Trump left a $10,000 tip for a waiter at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. According to a person named Leslie who emailed this info to HG:

My friend Billy works at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. A couple days ago Donald Trump came in and left him a $10,000 tip! Wow! My friends think he’s just trying to promote his celebrity Apprentice but whatever. Billy told me Donald hardly even talked to him until the end when he asked, "What’s the biggest tip you ever got?" I guess Jerry Bruckheimer (sp?) comes in a lot and once tipped him $500 on a $1000 tab Bill told him. Trump just wanted to show he’s got the biggest dick!

The paragraph above would also work if it was describing Hillary Clinton stopping off at a small town cafe, to show up her rival Barack Obama. Like so:

My friend Billy works at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. A couple days ago Hilary Clinton came in and left him a $10,000 tip! Wow! My friends think she’s just trying to promote her presidential campaign but whatever. Billy told me Hilary hardly even talked to him until the end when she asked, "What’s the biggest tip you ever got?" I guess Jerry Bruckheimer (sp?) comes in a lot and once tipped him $500 on a $1000 tab Bill told him. Hilary just wanted to show she’s got the biggest dick!

Donald Trump was recently on Larry King Live and here’s what he said about Angelina Jolie:

"Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty – by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not – I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean, I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not."

You see what I was saying earlier? Donald’s philosophy is, "…beating up on lesbians is okay as long as they are just as much of a man as you are." Fake, plastic, silicon, no brains, and blond is Donald’s idea of beauty. The video above is a good example.

Donald Trump is going to go far some day. He’ll be a real success. Not because he wears a pink tie, but because of positive thinking. Yes, being positive, and thinking. Do you know what The Learning Annex is good for? Learning. Back to what I was saying. When thinking doesn’t work, you need to kick some a$$, and take names later, or not at all. It’s not like you want to find out you kicked the wrong a$$, so forget taking names. Trump will be big. What’s that? He’s already a success? Ah, you see there, being positive, and thinking takes you far. Oh, and kicking a$$ helps, as long as the other guy is smaller and weaker than you are, and beating up on lesbians is okay as long as they are just as much of a man as you are.