Heather Mills was in Las Vegas to participate as a judge for the Miss USA pageant. On Friday Heather Mills took time from her busy schedule to bash her former husband Paul McCartney on GMTV. Later that day she was introduced at the Miss USA pageant to an audience that loudly booed her. Donald Trump, a Miss USA pageant co-owner, told People:

"I think America wants more Heather Mills."

True. It makes people feel better about themselves when they have someone like Heather to hate, and Heather makes it so easy, and feel so right.

Heather got to ask one of the girls a question last night in the video. I wanted to scratch my eyeballs out when I saw her. Aaaaaah!

Donald Trump heard the story which ran in the Globe accusing Rosie O’Donnell of bullying and abusing her 12 year-old son. The Globe even had pictures which certainly support that opinion. Donald gave this statement to Access Hollywood last night:

"Well, I think Rosie is a very abusive person. She’s a slob, and I’m not surprised to see it."

Rosie even poured more gasoline on the fire when she claimed she is crazier than Britney Spears. A claim most agree with. If Rosie describes herself as mentally unstable, and she publicly displays what appears to be abusive bullying with her 12 year-old son, shouldn’t child services do some investigating to be sure those children are in a safe and loving environment? If Rosie expresses her anger over her unlimited issues with the world at home, and in her relationships with her kids, there’s a good chance the kids don’t feel the love, and Rosie might not see how she is treating them from a realistic perspective.

There are always those who will say "leave Rosie alone," but we can’t, because Rosie chooses to live life in the spotlight, which also means under a microscope, so her personal life is everyone’s business, especially when there’s a question of child abuse or child neglect. Donald’s statements are only a reflection of what most of us are already thinking.

Donald Trump Productions has a new showing coming called either Lady or Tramp, which is based on a British show call Ladette to Lady. MTV has contracted for eight one hour long episodes. To attract attention to the show the Donald is try to get Spitzter’s hooker Ashley Alexander Dupré to join the cast of the show. The show will take a group of 15 hard-partying young women, and send them off to a boarding school environment where they’ll learn to become more ladylike. If Ashley is the "perfect candidate," as one insider said, then the show is implying that hard-partying girls are all whores. If Ashley does accept the offer, she could teach those whores to get paid for it.

George Clooney opened up to Esquire about what other people say about him.

Clooney responded to Fabio saying he could beat him up. Clooney said:

"Yeah, that’s probably true. He’s a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you’re thinking, ’If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn’t shake that."

I can just see Fabio and Clooney punching each other, then wrestling around, and finally making out because they just can’t stand the sexual tension anymore.

Clooney, who is 5- feet 11-inches tall, responded to Donald Trump saying he was short:

"I saw Donald Trump on Larry King and he was saying, ’Clooney is a very short guy. I mean he’s a tiny guy.’ I’ve met Donald Trump once, and I was sitting at a table. He came over, shook my hand, and walked away. I guess I looked about three foot five sitting at that table."

Donald probably meant that Clooney is shallow, self indulged, and has a small brain that is unable to comprehend the depth of a Trump insult, but Clooney is a big man for not having a public feud with Donald over the personal attack.

Yesterday on the Martha Stewart Show had on guest Joan Rivers. Martha Stewart got extra spicy when talking about Donald Trump:

Joan: Somebody sent me, and I got very upset last night, Donald Trump steaks.
Martha: Oh, yeah, he has steaks.
Joan: I thought, "I can’t eat Donald Trump." And then they said, "No." They said he owns the company, they didn’t slaughter him.
Martha: Too bad!

Martha didn’t get reformed in prison, she got educated. She went in a tough b!tch, but now she’s a killer, so watch out Trump. Maybe it’s just all of Martha’s pent up sexual frustration because she knows she can never sit on Trump tower.