Last night on The Celebrity Apprentice, Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers went completely nuts after Melissa was fired by Donald Trump in the boardroom. Melissa accused Annie Duke, a Las Vegas poker icon, and Brande Roderick, the outspoken stylista, of conspiring to get Melissa fired. Joan also joined her daughter in the tirade, and left with her daughter vowing not to come back, even though she wasn’t fired, and were on different teams.

Mother and daughter called Annie and Brande whores, pit vipers, scum, piece of sh!t, dumb blonde, and white trash poker player. Las Vegas folks are not going to be happy.

Joan said ot Annie:

"I met your people in Vegas for 40 years. None of them have last names! You’re a pokaaaaaah playaaaa….a pokaaaaaah playa….That’s beyond white trash! Pokah plays are trash, darling!"

Annie responded:

"Poker plays are the most awesome people in the world."

Even Trump, and the board members, looked uncomfortable in the board room when they heard Joan and Melissa going nuts outside. Melissa acted like a spoiled brat, and a sore loser, and mom enabled her. Shameful.

Donald Trump was on David Letterman talking about booze, hookers, and a bankrupt casino he owns a part of.

A private buyer has agreed to purchase the home of Ed McMahon. The selling price, and the name of the purchaser, will not be disclosed, because the buyer wants confidentiality. Donald Trump issued this statement:

"…The other buyer has signed a purchase agreement….subject to many contingencies including but not limited to a mortgage contingency. Mr. Trump clearly would not need a mortgage and would be capable of closing this transaction immediately. If the other buyer should be successful in this bid, Mr. Trump truly hopes that they do the right thing by Ed McMahon and not have this 85-year-old American icon removed from the property."

Howard Bragman, McMahon’s spokesman, said McMahon and his wife, Pamela, will move out of the home when the sale is complete.

The sale of his home must be a huge relief for Ed. Hopefully he’ll be able to resolve his many other debt related lawsuits as well.

Donald Trump will purchase Ed McMahon’s (85) home in Beverly Hills, and lease it to Ed so he has a place to live. Trump said recently:

"When I was at the Wharton School of Business I’d watch him every night. How could this happen?"

Most reports blame Ed’s wife for spending Ed out of a house.

McMahon’s spokesman, Howard Bragman, told The Associated Press that paperwork on the sale had not been completed but that McMahon was "very optimistic" the deal would go through.

McMahon bought the six-bedroom, five-bathroom, 7,000-square-foot house in January 1990. The home was listed at $4.6 million last weekend, down from a peak price of $7 million.

It’s a buyer’s market.

When Ed made his financial problems public, this is the kind of help he was hoping to get.

Donald Trump talked to Access Hollywood about Anne Hathaway turning FBI informant against her former boyfriend:

“She hasn’t remained very loyal to him, has she? So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?”

The Donald makes a good point.