Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan went on yet another show, The View claiming they’re not crazy, they’re just a normal family. I always get such a laugh when I watch these two, but it’s also like a comedy act you’ve seen a hundred times. We’ve heard this before. Blah blah blah. The whole thing is totally scripted. Does anyone believe this crap? So Ridiculous.

Dina pointed out she is a single mom and has four kids. Can you name all four of Dina’s kids? How much time do you think Dina spends with her boys compared to Ali?

Ali Lohan keeps proving day after day how dumb and brain washed she is. Once again Ali spits out what she heard her mother Dina Lohan say:

"I want everyone to know that my mom is not a crazy freak mom who’s just trying to be famous and be in the spotlight. She’s not. She’s just helping her kids follow their dreams in life, just like any other mom would. We’re doing this show to set the record straight and defuse all those rumors out there that say we’re this crazy family. We’re like any other family in the world."

The best thing that could ever happen to Ali would be if she never got a chance to be a star. Without the fame Ali might have a chance to live a half-way normal life.

Critics have a lot of criticism for Living Lohan, but that doesn’t mean people won’t watch. The show has one thing in common with Denise Richard’s reality show, both Dina and Denise spend much of their time obsessed with searching the Internet to find out what people are writing about them. Then there is the issue that both mom’s are using their kids to attract attention to their shows. Help the kids by not watching.

Michael Lohan has done whatever he can to correct the mistakes that led to his incarceration, and divorce, but Dina Lohan still won’t let him see the kids much if at all, so he is taking her back to court. Rush and Molly report:

Michael Lohan has filed papers in Nassau County to reopen his divorce from Dina Lohan, whose E! reality show "Living Lohan," about her attempt to launch yet another child into show business, debuts Monday night.

He wants to see more of his two minor kids, Ali, 14 and Cody, 11, and she’s reneging on the deal they made when they split, Lohan tells us. It’s up to their two adult children, notorious actress Lindsay, 21, and actor Michael, 20, to visit him on their own.

"I gave her the house, the furniture, the dogs, the bank accounts, the $200,000 she owed me, just to see my kids," he said. "She doesn’t bring them to see me. I haven’t seen my kids in two months. She brought them to Vegas for her reality show, then to California. Before that, she missed 15 out of 29 appointments. She breached the contract."

Michael, a former futures trader who became a Christian counselor after doing time for "aggravated" driving and attempted assault, wanted to give his ex just one more chance on Tuesday, when he was supposed to meet his son and daughter in the presence of a therapist. The former beauty queen was a no-show.

"She went to [the] David Letterman [show]," he told us. "She brought Ali. She never showed up or sent the kids. The taping finished before our appointment.

She doesn’t care. She does what she wants."

Dina, a near-6-footer who claims to have once been a Rockette, doesn’t allow Michael to be close with the kids in other ways, he adds. "I got Cody on a lacrosse team, and my girlfriend bought him $650 worth of equipment. Dina doesn’t bring him to games or practices."

Dina did not respond to e-mail or telephone messages. Michael concludes: "If I was a maniac, I could understand it. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke. I work, I go to the gym, I go home. I just want to see my kids."

The best thing the court could do would be to give Michael custody of the kids. Daddy might not be perfect either, but at least he might exercise more restraint than Dina in pushing the kids in show business.

Dina Lohan, and Ali Lohan, did an interview on Showbiz Tonight. The interview showed how the Lohans are delusional, self indulgent, arrogant, and in perpetual denial that they have big issues. It all starts with Dina. Lindsay is the product of Dina’s poor parenting, and Ali won’t be any different, except that she could be worse.

The sad part of in all of this, is that Dina knows exactly what she’s doing to her children, and yet she still goes right ahead and does it, all for her own benefit. So sad.

In this sneak peak of Living Lohan, Dina Lohan can’t stop talking about how much she hates the press for printing the truth about her family. What’s she going to do when the press won’t even take her calls anymore?