Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis Philbin, and co-hosted alongside Kelly Ripa. Cooper said he hates Living Lohan, and called it a train wreck. He said:

"I can’t believe I’m wasting a minute of my life watching these horrific people. Living Lohan is just atrocious."

Cooper says Dina only got the show because of Lindsay Lohan, who is never on the show, and will never be on the show, but “we hope she is, and until then we’re stuck with these horrific people." Cooper then bashes Ali Lohan saying:

"Then there’s this seemingly nice 14 year-old girl, who looks to be about 60. She allegedly wants to be a singer, and/or actress slash performer of some sort, strip tease person, I don’t know. I say that with love and concern."

Cooper also says Dina is pushing Ali out there, telling her she’s a star. He’s got Dina pegged. Kelly tries to clean it up by saying:

"Their obviously a multi-talented family, the kids sing, and perform."

Coopers busts up laughing. Then says:

"Uh yeah sure, maybe that’s in the episode I didn’t see."

It’s hard not to be an Anderson Cooper fan after seeing this side of him.

Dina responded to OK! magazine saying:

"People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."

Pushing your no-talent daughter out in front of the world seems a lot more cruel, than Cooper calling it for what it is.

When Michael Lohan issues his statement, coming any minute now, he would be smart to just agree with Cooper, and call for an end to Living Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! magazine that, while married, but at the time separated, to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.

Michael says, "Years later the woman contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl’s mother where he says that his secret daughter "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed "Love Daddy."

Michael’s secret daughter has had many conversations with her dad, the girl’s mother says. He even called her for her 13th birthday on June 12, but he has never visited her or provided financial support. The mother adds:

"It’s time for Michael to take responsibility."

Looks like the girl’s momma will be taking Michael to court for child support.

The mother’s name is Kristi Kaufmann.

Michale Lohan is taking Dina Lohan back to court because she won’t let him see their minor children as the court had previously ordered. Michael also made some other well-known allegations:

Dina Lohan had better show up in Family Court this morning in Old Westbury; she faces "immediate arrest and imprisonment" if she doesn’t.

Ex-hubbie Michael is reopening the couple’s divorce because the E! reality star won’t let him see their younger children, Cody, 11, and Aliana, 14, whose career Dina is trying to launch on the show "Living Lohan." Michael also charges that Dina is preventing him from seeing their older kids, Michael Jr. and Lindsay.

In scathing court documents, Michael charges his ex-wife with drunkenness in the presence of the kids. He claims that Dina failed 15 of 29 times to bring the younger children to judge-ordered visits with him, supervised by a therapist. But on April 8, the father charges, Dina "arrived toward the end of the therapy session in a completely inebriated and erratic state."

Dina had been "at the beauty parlor in anticipation of her impending trip to Las Vegas" for the show, Michael says in the heartbreaking papers, "and I attended the session with the children as scheduled. During the session, Ali requested that I watch her puppy while she was away, which I happily agreed to do. Ali called [Dina] to eagerly relay my consent. [Dina], clearly intoxicated, became irate. Without reason, she told Ali that I could not watch the puppy and that it had to stay in a kennel."

On April 15, Dina was "exhausted" as she sat in the waiting room with the children, Michael claims in the documents. "I later discovered that [her] exhaustion stemmed from the fact that she was hung over. She apparently had spent the prior evening binge-drinking at various nightclubs until the wee hours of the morning. … She was spotted completely inebriated."

As Lindsay makes for more tabloid fodder with her relationship with Samantha Ronson, Michael accuses Dina of using the singer/actress – and now, Ali – for her own fame and fortune. "When it comes to our daughters, [Dina] has always viewed herself as a manager first, friend second, and mother third. Our younger daughter, Ali … has been cast in a movie and is recording an album. Dina, quite simply, views Ali as a bankable commodity.

"Dina is a wanna-be living off Lindsay’s fame," says Michael, who has reformed his life after a prison term for attempted assault. Now working as a counselor, he adds, "I gave her everything so I could see my kids."

After hearing all the allegations about Dina in a hearing today, Judge Stacey Bennett said in open court:

"I’m encouraged to hear that the parties and counsel are working at ways to repair the relationship between the children and the father."

Talk about being out of touch with reality. Forget what’s good for the kids, just do what’s best for the wanna-be-famous mom.

The issues that remain to be worked out are related to Michael’s time with his minor children, Ali (14) and Cody (11).

Both Michael and Dina agreed on one thing, that they won’t speak to reporters about the case any longer. That is, until Michael does his next blog entry for OK! magazine, or Dina shoots another episode for her reality TV show.

Dina Lohan was asked if Lindsay Lohan would marry Samantha Ronson. Previously Dina was very upset at the suggestion her daughter might be bisexual, or a lesbian. It looks like she’s finally changed her tune. Dina said:

"If she’s happy, I’m happy. That’s all I’ll say. Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years."

Dina is not about to bite the hand that feeds her, even if that hand smells like tuna.

Samantha introduced Lindsay to her mother, Ann Dexter-Jones, at the Italian restaurant Gino on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.

Looks like both mothers now approve of their relationship, so when are they getting married?

Michael Lohan was asked about the lesbian relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, and he said it "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

Michael went on to say:

"Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false. My daughter is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."

Both Michael and Dina have voiced discomfort over Lindsay’s lesbian relationship with Samantha, but they had no problem when she had a line of guys waiting for their turn with her.

Michael is always talking to the media about his family. He’s even blogging now for OK! magazine about Living Lohan. In his first blog Michael wrote:

EPISODE 1: "Mommy Will Fix It", MAY 26, 2008

Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?

Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids.

I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what’s right for the kid’s sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.

-Michael

Dina is obsessed about anything the tabloids say about her, but Michael’s blogging is going to send her over the edge.