Johnny Wright Denies Meeting with Ali Lohan

A Dina Lohan representative had claimed Ali Lohan and Dina were meeting with Johnny Wright, who manages the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake. Well Wright issued the following statement:

"Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false."

It made no sense that Wright would go from representing talented performers, to a no talent hack like Ali Lohan, and now we know he wouldn’t do that. Another Lohan lie.

Johnny Wright Wants to Manage Ali Lohan

Johnny Wright, who manages the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake, wants to become the manager for Ali Lohan. Dina Lohan, who is currently Ali’s manager, said:

"We are meeting with Wright’s firm."

What puzzles me is how Wright expects to make Ali a musical success when she has no discernable talent. Only Dina knows how to make a no talent hack a star, and she likes to be in control, so this deal doesn’t seem likely unless Dina gets a big fat pay day.

If Wright does start to manage Ali, I doubt the Jonas Brothers will want to share the stage with her.

Michael Lohan Responds to Anderson Cooper

Anderson Cooper called Living Lohan horrible, and said Ali Lohan, although 14 years-old, looks 60. Dina then issued a lame response, and Cooper responded back. Michael Lohan, never one to miss a media opportunity, also issued this response to Access Hollywood:

“I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.”

We all know Michael is referring to the gay thing, which he should know a lot about since Lindsay Lohan is carrying on with Samantha Ronson. Michael should have just followed my advice, and called for an end to Living Lohan. The Lohans love a good down-and-dirty fight.

Cooper will no doubt be much more elegant if he responds to Michael.

Anderson Cooper Responds to Dina Lohan

Anderson Cooper hit a raw nerve with Dina Lohan when he spoke the truth about her horrible reality show. Typical of Dina, she went to OK! magazine, rather than CNN, to complain. Dina loves it. Anderson took the opportunity to hit back at Dina with a little more reality commenting. Dina is no match for Anderson.

Anderson Cooper Hates Living Lohan

Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis Philbin, and co-hosted alongside Kelly Ripa. Cooper said he hates Living Lohan, and called it a train wreck. He said:

"I can’t believe I’m wasting a minute of my life watching these horrific people. Living Lohan is just atrocious."

Cooper says Dina only got the show because of Lindsay Lohan, who is never on the show, and will never be on the show, but “we hope she is, and until then we’re stuck with these horrific people." Cooper then bashes Ali Lohan saying:

"Then there’s this seemingly nice 14 year-old girl, who looks to be about 60. She allegedly wants to be a singer, and/or actress slash performer of some sort, strip tease person, I don’t know. I say that with love and concern."

Cooper also says Dina is pushing Ali out there, telling her she’s a star. He’s got Dina pegged. Kelly tries to clean it up by saying:

"Their obviously a multi-talented family, the kids sing, and perform."

Coopers busts up laughing. Then says:

"Uh yeah sure, maybe that’s in the episode I didn’t see."

It’s hard not to be an Anderson Cooper fan after seeing this side of him.

Dina responded to OK! magazine saying:

"People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."

Pushing your no-talent daughter out in front of the world seems a lot more cruel, than Cooper calling it for what it is.

When Michael Lohan issues his statement, coming any minute now, he would be smart to just agree with Cooper, and call for an end to Living Lohan.