Diddy Accused of Assault Again

Diddy, aka Sean Combs, is being accused of assault again. The alleged crime ocurred over a year ago, and allegedly resulted in both a man and his girlfriend being assaulted by Diddy. All Hip Hop reports:

Four eyewitnesses support Gerard Rechnitzer, who alleges that Combs assaulted him and his girlfriend at a post-Oscar party on Feb. 25, 2007 outside Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel.

“I just kind of remember seeing him go flying, not flying as in like feet off the ground, but he went back significantly,” said Ruiz, one of the witnesses on the scene. “I was just in shock that somebody would … just kind of strike somebody out of nowhere.”

Eventually some judge is going to see a pattern from all the other trouble Diddy has been in already, and he’s going to throw Diddy in jail. I don’t know if Diddy is as much a man as he acts like, but jail would certainly humble him.

Cassie and Diddy Dating for Tracks

Cassie said recently she isn’t screwing Diddy so she can get her music recorded, otherwise known as screwing for tracks:

No I haven’t ever dated Diddy. I’m his artist, and we are actually friends. We really are friends. I am fortunate to have that connection with him, we just happened to have really hit it off as friends, but that’s it. It doesn’t bother me people think that or say that we are dating as people are going to say it regardless if I am bothered or not right? [laughs] These are my friends. I’m not going to stop hanging around someone or stop being friends with someone because people are making up things you know? It used to bother me a lot more but now I am like “whatever.”

I think people definitely perceive me as being with these men [Diddy, Ryan Leslie] because they don’t understand how I could ever get to where I am without sleeping with them; do you know what I mean? I have never put myself out there in any situation that would make me seem slutty [laughs] but I guess that’s what people think of me.

Today Page Six reports:

SEAN "Diddy" Combs is in love again. The hip-hop mogul made the decision to "cut off the various girls he has around the world" and settle down with on-and-off flame Cassie - at least for now. "She recently broke up with her boyfriend, and they’re in Miami together now," our source said of the singer. Friends on both sides of the camp are whispering about their reunion. "They’re holed up together in Miami, very low-key. He’s really in love with her," said the insider.

How is Cassie going to explain this? Cassie sure put herself in a situation that makes her seem slutty.

Diddy Will Not Be Charged - Again

Straight from New York Diddy (aka Sean Combs) found out today he won’t be charged by the Manhattan District Attorney for an alleged confrontation with his "friend," Steven Acevado. Diddy’s attorney Benjamin Brafman says:

"I’ve been informed by the Manhattan District Attorney’s office that after a thorough investigation, they have made a decision not to authorize any arrests in connection with the incident involving Mr. Combs and Steven Acevado on October 13. I want to commend the D.A.’s office and the New York City Police Department for conducting a thorough and very fair investigation into this incident and not allowing this private disagreement between two acquaintances to turn into a criminal charge."

Diddy still has to answer for an assault on a man when he allegedly stole the guy’s girlfriend. It seems like Diddy is always in a confrontation, and he always gets off. One of these days the law will catch up to him. I love his phone. I’ve got something similar, only mine looks like a phone.

Diddy will Shiddy Down Your Throat

Sean Combs, aka Diddy, can’t be bothered with questions that might provide staff with information they need, to provide him with a table and enough chairs to seat his entourage (gang of thugs). Page Six says:

A witness outside downtown hot spot GoldBar the other night said, "He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a ’f**king b!tch’ and opened the velvet rope and let himself through."

You’d think she asked him something that touched a nerve like, "How much child support are you paying now?" It’s a lot. Anytime people ask Diddy questions concerning math, or numbers, or even letters, he gets very upset and blurts out profanity like b!tch, other times he blurts out expletives like $#%!@#. It’s like a form of Tourette syndrome for math retards, and people with really big egos, but pea sized brains.

Tommy Lee Strikes Back at Kid Rock a Day Late

Tommy Lee, who was on the receiving end of all the smacks and slaps during the 15-second "fight" started by Kid Rock at the Video Music Awards, is getting his licks in all modern-style like, by posting his story on his Web site.

Here, in all of its misspelled-and-dot-dot-dot-dot-ridden glory, is the Tommy Lee smack down. With words, people. With words.

Take THAT Kid "Pebble."

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….("I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect")……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude…What up"?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly a** mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my a** outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullsh*#%!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bull*#% caused by a piece of *#% called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!

How could Pamela Anderson ever leave this mental giant? All other men must just pale in comparison.

And, yeah, we edited the bad words as if the Internet is a comic strip, but we just wanted to make sure we didn’t offend your delicate sensibilities with Tommy’s raw rock-and-roll communication.

Tommy Lee. He’s raw!