Dennis Rodman, former NBA star, was arrested for alleged felony domestic battery last night at 10:15 PM. The incident took place at Century City hotel. He was released at 4:16 AM this morning on $50,000 bail. A felony is charged in instances where there is evidence of injury, such as bruising or blood.

It was only a matter of time, and that time has finally come for Rodman.

Rodman’s manager said:

"Dennis and his girlfriend had too much to drink. When they returned to their hotel they started arguing and a minor altercation broke out where Dennis grabbed her by the arm and left a bruise. His drinking has been escalating in the last six weeks due to a nasty divorce and not seeing his children in over two months."

His manager adds Rodman will be going directly to rehab. He also needs a domestic violence perpetrator program.

David Beckham finally scored his first goal for LA Galaxy which helped secure their place in the SuperLiga final. Yawn. I’m still waiting for David to put on a show worthy of his hefty pay check. Remember Dennis Rodman, he was a huge basketball player with lots of tatoos, he’d fight with the other team, and sometimes he even dressed as a tranny on and off the court. What has David done? He died his hair blond. Whoopdeedoo.

It’s hard to imagine why everyone got soooo excited that David actually made the goal. He got a free kick, and the goalie had to just stand there. That’s like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich trying to fight back when I’m eating it.