On Monday Richie Sambora (48) joined Lindsay Lohan in rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Utah. In June Sambora was admitted to the UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles after a his split with then fellow cheater Denise Richards. At the time he said "I was just drinking too much, and I needed to get my life together."

At the Cirque Lodge in Utah Sambora hopes to find one of these three things:

- A new girlfriend
- A new piece of a$$
- A new drinking buddy

Despite being divorced and embroiled in a nasty custody dispute, Charlie Sheen says Denise Richards wanted him to donate sperm to her so she could have a third child. Here’s more:

"There was a request for a (sperm) donation. Without getting into it here … there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court."

His response:

"I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?"

When Charlie says he has proof you have to consider his past. He once planned to fake the death of a porn star so he could marry her (1), and he used to date a transsexual (2), and he’s been arrested five times for drug possession, soliciting prostitutes and credit card fraud (3), and he shot Kelly Preston in the arm (4). Sure he’s an American hero for shooting Kelly Preston, I mean who wouldn’t want to? Still those documents could have been forged by his friends at the F.B.I., who owe him for helping them bring down a tranny sex ring that could have implicated everyone in congress.

Admit it: It’s hard to get mad at celebrities who lash out at the Paparazzi. Especially when they’re hot women. Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have reportedly reached a settlement with two photographers who had a run-in with the sultry stars last year on the set of their upcoming movie, "Blonde and Blonder."

So the story goes, Richards and Anderson went bonkers on the two paps, calling them f-ing c–ksuckers, scumbags, douche bags, and paparazzi scum. A laptop computer was also thrown from a building, allegedly injuring an elderly, wheelchair-bound woman.

How was this awesome moment not caught on video?! Hopefully someone has it and we’ll get to see it someday.

The settlement details are confidential, but obviously the girls had to cough up some dough. It might have been worth the cash to get to kick a little paparazzi azz, though. Call it a catharsis.

Charlie Sheen (41) announced his engagement to Brooke Mueller (29) a real estate investor. Denise Richards (36), who got dumped by Richie Sambora in Hawaii, said the following with a clenched jaw:

"I am genuinely happy for the two of them," Richards said. "In fact, I sent them flowers to congratulate them both. I’ve spent time with her, and my girls really like her. That’s all that matters to me."

Richards is also still being questioned about the breakup with Sambora, because she was trying to get him to marry her, except he wasn’t the sucker Charlie was. She also rejects another report that she hired a matchmaker. "That whole story is false. I did not hire a matchmaker. But," she adds jokingly, "that’s a great idea, maybe I should."

Good for Charlie. He deserves a little happiness after being betrayed by the mother of his children. As for Richards, she’s just a sad desperate aging bitter sick woman.

Let’s just assume that’s a euphemism.  How trendy!

After his break up with Denise Richards a few months ago, Richie Sambora news has dwindled.  We hadn’t really missed the beach photos and outdoor cafe smoochy photo ops.  Go figure.

Tongues began wagging after Sambora appeared quite out of it during the taping of an episode of MTV’s Unplugged Tuesday.

Now comes news from People that he’s entered rehab a treatment facility.  Apparently, Sambora hasn’t been doing so well.

"Richie has had a terrible year," a close friend of the musician tells PEOPLE. "I think this was a culmination of all these things and finally he realized he needed to take care of himself. He’d put off everything for so long taking care of everyone else it was just time to stop and deal with his issues."

We really hate to be insensitive at such a trying time, but are we the only ones who saw this coming from a mile away? Look at that picture above.  It’s only about two years old, but Richie looks a decade younger than he has of late.

He has been through a lot; the divorce from the super hot Heather Locklear is just part of it.  Regardless of what the "condition" that led him to treatment turns out to be, let’s hope he gets really good care.

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