Here’s Demi Moore, snapped, allegedly, after a two-hour visit with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. That photo is pretty fuzzy…

Besides, this is news?

To the people who are surprised: did you think she was just drinking from Ponce de Leon’s Fountain of Youth?

Or do you really believe the Cougar Creed: the younger the man, the younger you look.

We should have known Demi had been getting some tweaks. We’d just commented on how fresh-faced and terrific she’s been looking, even standing next to youthful hubby Ashton Kutcher.

People. com has a little story about the excitement at NYC hotspot Butter the other night. Other outlets (including Page Six) claimed that Madonna notably shined Janet Jackson on, while partying with a number of famous friends.

Of course, it could be senility. Madonna is looking pretty haggard lately.

People is reporting this:

Madonna, Janet Jackson, Shakira, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and others were living it up in the club’s swank banquettes.

Looking comfortable in her créme getup with suspenders hanging at her waist and her hair in a ponytail, Madge made a grand entrance – accompanied by three bodyguards. During her 30-minute visit, her hit "Like a Prayer" was piped over the speakers. Around the same time, Jackson strolled in, looking slim, with her hair pulled back tightly into a pristine bun.

So, it’s established that Madonna and Jackson arrived around the same time.

Then, People details the activities all of these superstars, except Miss Jackson, as well as the movements of Penelope Cruz, David Blaine, and Tony Parker. (What? No Guy Ritchie or Gary Coleman?)

The story ends with: "At around 2:45, the group checked out, continuing their party at Bungalow 8."

Though there’s no actual mention of Madge ignoring the Rhythm Nation artist, one can infer that "the group" that went on to party at Bungalow 8 did not include Janet.

Let’s be charitable and venture a guess that Janet declined the invitation hoping to avoid catching that mysterious "old lady"/zombie arms disease.

Read it for yourself.

Demi Moore was in New York City over the weekend. Demi looks really old in this picture. It’s like looking at grandma’s nipple and bare breast. Ewwww. If this turns you on then you need to be locked up for Elder abuse. Gosh my eyes burn now.

Click here for the NSFW grandma nipple action…

Last night, Jennifer Aniston joined other celebs, like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, at a Hollywood book party for Laura Day.

The topic of Day’s book, "Welcome to Your Crisis: How to Use the Power of Crisis to Create the Life You Want," was the perfect lead-in for Access Hollywood’s short interview with Aniston.

Speaking about what the book meant to her:

"It’s not about ‘crisis’ so much, as is it about every single person who goes through something in their life — whatever that may be," Jennifer said.

"It’s just about understanding your personality, in a way, so that it’s not sort of a group decision on how people approach things," she said. "It’s very individual."

…As she told Access last night, "I’m better every day, babe."

Well, she certainly looks good, but it’s Demi Moore who, in the video, looks younger than she has in years. It’s astonishing.

If we didn’t know any better, we’d think the footage was from the 80s. Either that, or Demi’s sold her soul to the devil.

You can see the video and the rest of the story here.

Good Glory!

Reality-TV stars the about-to-pop (she’s still pregnant??) Katie Price Jordan and her icky hubby, Peter Andre, are featured in a nude photo shoot in The Sun today.

She’s no Demi Moore, and The Sun isn’t Vanity Fair, but we’ve recently received specific requests for more skin.

There you go. Lots of skin.

Hope you like blatantly retouched photos.