Demi Moore Squirts Breast Milk

Christopher Ciccone, aka Madonna’s brother, says Demi Moore squirted breast milk all over his lesbian friend in an Out magazine interview. He didn’t mention it in his book, but he could get sued anyway just for saying it:

Yeah — and she’s (Demi) dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that’s not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me, “How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?” and I said “How the fuck would I know? Call Demi.” It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it but it actually happened. The lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that — so there’s your juicy tidbit.

True or not, the guy has no class.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore May Have Hepatitis

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore celebrated Ashton’s 30th birthday with a party at Socialista in New York City. The bartender however, had Hepatitis A that night. Around 700 to 800 people are being urged now to get gamma globulin shots by the Department of Health. The guest list that night included Bruce Willis, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli. Gwyneth was just in the hospital for an emergency a few weeks ago, so this really is the last she needs right now. If you at at the Socialista on February 7, 8, or 11, then you’ll need to get a gamma globulin shot.

In case you don’t already know, Hepatitis A is spread by putting something in one’s mouth that has been contaminated with traces of fecal matter from an infected person. Symptoms include jaundice, fatigue, abdominal pain, nausea, and diarrhea. If untreated any type of Hepatitis will cause liver damage, which is the reason for the jaundice. Jaundice is when your skin, and the whites of your eyes, turns yellow from the liver damage.

This is birthday Ashton will never forget. Let’s hope this isn’t a bad sign.

Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis Fight it Out

When Ashton Kutcher started dating Demi Moore back in 2003, everyone was waiting with baited breath for Bruce Willis to go berserk on the kid, but that never happened. Instead, thanks to advice from Will Smith, the Moore-Willis-Kutcher clan became one happy family, with Bruce even joining the couple on family vacations.

Bruce (52) and Ashton are fooling around in this picture when the two joined Demi (45), and their three girls last night for an early birthday celebration for Ashton, who turns 30 on February 7, at Campanile in L.A.

Rumer Willis is Miss Golden Globe

Rumer Willis has been chosen to be the 2008 Miss Golden Globe. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore must be proud. HFPA says:

We are delighted to have Rumer Willis join us to celebrate ’The 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Since both of her parents have enjoyed successful entertainment careers in the acting profession, she is doubly qualified to serve as Miss Golden Globe.

HFPA wanted Jay Leno, but he wasn’t available. The Golden Globes will air on January 13 on NBC. Click the link below to see the previous Golden Globe guys and girls.

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Demi Moore Denies She’s Getting Old

Demi Moore is 44 years-old, and she still wants to be in her twenties. Who doesn’t? Demi isn’t getting the roles she wants so she’s speaking out against Hollywood. Here’s more:

"It’s been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don’t know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. There aren’t that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don’t have much substance, other than being someone’s mother or wife."

Her ex-husband and the father of her three children, 52-year-old Bruce Willis, has appeared in 13 films, including the action thriller Live Free Or Die Hard.

Miss Moore, who once commanded an estimated $12 million a film, told Red magazine she wanted to overturn the belief that juicy roles should not be given to older actresses. "If we are told we are not valuable once we hit 30, it is a problem," she said. "We all have more to give. We can’t just wait for something to happen. We have to say, ’I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more’."

I’m taking Hollywood’s side. I don’t want to see sagging breasts in sex scenes, and lifeguards on Baywatch with butts that drag in the sand. Hollywood may be the land of make-believe, but aging is real. Demi married a younger man so she could try to stay young herself, but at some point she needs to start acting her age, in real life and in the movies. The report goes on to say Demi spent over $500,000 on plastic surgery to keep herself looking young. Father time doesn’t take bribes, he takes your youth, and gives you wisdom in return. If Demi is frustrated because she can’t get parts meant for younger actresses, then I don’t feel sorry for her at all. Actors play real people on screen, and if you’re 44, then you play a 44 year-old, or at least an age that fits you. It’s true that Bruce Willis is still in action movies, which are a heck of a lot of work for a 52 year-old, but the movies don’t present Bruce as a twenty or thirty year-old action hero. In Bruce’s movies he’s his own age. Unless Demi discovers the fountain of youth, she’s either going to have to take roles meant for women her own age, or give up acting altogether.

If Demi does get a role meant for a twenty or thirty year-old I hope it’s a comedy. At least that way when people laugh, she’ll think she did a good job.