Lindsay Lohan Wants to Marry Lesbian Lover

The New York Daily News is sharing the juicy correspondence revealed when Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace account was compromised. Someone with exclusive access exposed the contents to the press.
Apparently one of [the 75 friends with access] gave the magazine access to "heated" exchanges between Lohan and her openly gay deejay pal, Samantha Ronson. Details of the affectionate correspondence appear under the headline, "Lindsay’s Lesbian Love Letters!"
Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: "Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you."
Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.
"Go to bed babe," she wrote to her pal late one night.
"I love you. – [signed] Lindsay Ronson."
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Sapphic love or not, didn’t you learn that you should be careful who you surround yourself with? Isn’t Samantha Ronson the one who sold you out to the paparazzi before you headed to rehab.
Sure, we’re happy to hear that you’re done with drug-and-whore fan Calum Best? But, what about the hot young Lamas? He seems like a nice boy.
If you’re going to go down this road, why not be a little more selective and pick a nice lesbian with your interests at heart? Have you tried Match?
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- Sarah
Trena, you say these things yet you're so obsessed with Jessica Bimbo Simpson you're practically screwing her in your mind ...- Slim Calhoun
she should marry me. i need a drunk, unstable, crazy, pyscho whore!
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Use Lindsay Lohan’s Water Bottle Trick

Why, just yesterday we were talking about how Evian might want to go ahead and ship Lindsay Lohan that free bottled water she’s requested and perhaps tweak their marketing to capitalize on her sneaky habits.
Today, the New York Daily News has reports of the Fall Out Boy bassist and the resculpted younger Simpson pulling a potential green-bottled contender into the mix.
It sure looked like Pete Wentz had a sober weekend – the Fall Out Boy bassist drank only Fuji water during Saturday night’s dinner at the Stereo House in Water Mill. "He’s never been a huge drinker," said one pal, "but now it’s cold turkey." Strange, then, that later as he manned the turntables at the Hpnotiq party at Dune in Southampton, girlfriend Ashlee Simpson decanted Veuve Clicquot into an empty Perrier bottle for him. As Wentz sipped in the deejay booth, a fellow emcee announced, "Look at our man Wentz. He’s drinking Perrier; that’s all he drinks."
Perrier…the better to disguise the sparkles in your champagne.
Fuji…for hiding the vodka, if you hate the French.
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