Kristen Bell (27) and Dax Shepard (32) were in South Beach yesterday in Miami making out for the camera. The couple spent New Years at the Raleigh Hotel, and drove around in a golf cart. How unexciting.

Dax Shepard has moved on from Kate Hudson and is now dating Kristin Bell, except they don’t want anyone to know. Is Kristin an upgrade or a downgrade from Kate?

Kate Hudson has recently been with Owen Wilson, Dax Shephard, Dane Cook, and now Page Six says she made out with Heath Ledger at Beatrice Inn. Kate’s rep said:

"This is absolutely untrue. They ran into each other and chatted briefly, but that was the extent of it."

The Page Six spy stands by their story. Let’s take Heath out of the list of guys Kate was just with, and you’ve still got a huge slut … and a hot slut.

Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard broke up. Dax is rumored to have heard about it last after a friend called and said he’d been dumped. Too bad no one cares. Even if Dax tries to commit suicide like Owen Wilson, the news that candy was stolen from a baby by Britney Spears will top the headlines instead.

On Sunday, August 26 at 12:08:16 p.m police received a 911 call that Owen Wilson had attempted suicide. The log pictured below shows the call that came in. Until now previous claims of a suicide attempt were considered more rumor than truth, but now those claims are fact.

Page Six today said a source claims Owen’s suicide attempt was due to a blowup with a "close pal." I would be more inclined to believe it was over his pain in seeing Kate Hudson making-out with her new guy Dax Shepard in a grocery store on August 25 pictured below. If that’s the close pal the source was talking about then it sounds reasonable.

Vanity Fair is asking what will become of Owen’s acting career. Here’s more:

Wilson, one of Hollywood’s highest-earning funnymen, also is on board to film the 20th Century Fox comedy "Marley & Me," opposite Jennifer Aniston. That film was tentatively scheduled to begin production in January. When asked if production on "Marley & Me" would be affected, a Fox spokesman said, "It’s a totally inappropriate question at this time when all of our thoughts and concerns are with his health and well being."

If I were bank rolling a new film with Owen, I would litterally hire a girlfriend for him while shooting. Owen is a little fragile right now. I mean it’s kinda obvious when he clearly tried to commit suicide. He has a broken heart, and he needs someone to fill the void.

Pictured above is Luke Wilson, yes Luke, with a scratchy beard, and a hairy chest. I really hope the Geico caveman look doesn’t catch on. I still only shave once a week. (For the confused, Luke does look a lot like brother Andrew who has a beard already, but Luke’s hair is darker, and he looks a little different. Click here to compare.)