David Linley (45) is the royal that was not supposed to be named in the blackmail extortion plot in which two men were arrested after demanding money. The two men demanded £50,000 from 45-year-old Linley in return for footage allegedly showing a royal aide talking of gay sex with him. The aide is also allegedly seen on a video tape taking cocaine from an envelope embossed with Linley’s name. Talking about gay sex? Ha ha ha ha ha! That’s why they were only asking for £50,000, it’s not even a sex tape.

About the Lord, David Albert Charles Armstrong-Jones, Viscount Linley (born 3 November 1961), known professionally as David Linley, is a member of the British Royal Family, the son of Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon and 12th in the line of succession to the British throne. Lord Linley also has a relationship with Oprah … he made her a desk. Lord Linley is a manufacturer of furniture, upholstery and interior design products known for their neoclassical appearance, dramatic use of inlaid woods, and attractiveness to high-profile clients, such as Oprah.

It’s just too bad it wasn’t Prince Harry.