A security camera may have caught David Letterman, and his female staff member, getting in on at the studio.

The CBS executives, and Dave, are concerned that the video tape could be revealed at the criminal case for his blackmailer, and that tape could end his already rocky marriage.

Dave’s big mistake was getting married. With a past like Dave has he should have known better.

David Letterman has spiced up his show to keep people’s minds off the fact that he cheated on the mother of his child for many years with staff working on the show. The other night Dave pressed a red button on his desk and Tom Hanks ran and jumped into a guest chair, and said:

"I heard the signal, I came a-running. I was at a really important fund raiser in Cleveland, please don’t press it again unless it’s a real emergency."

Dave pressed the button several times, but we’ll have to excuse Dave since he’s already proved he doesn’t have much impulse control.

Tina Fey was on David Letterman on Wednesday. Letterman read a list of people who stayed virgins from a tabloid, like Brooke Shields (22) and Adriana Lima (27), and it said Fey was 24 years-old when she lost her virginity. Fey said:

"I couldn’t give it away. That’s just good, Christian values, or, being homely."

Letterman loves virgins, but not as much as he loves homely girls. Have you seen his wife Regina Lasko? I’m not sure who is more homely, Lasko or Fey. I’ve got some pictures of Fey during her virgin years below, and Dave’s wife for comparison. Fey is on the far right.

That’s the National Enquirer headline this morning. According to the rumor rag David Letterman may have been married about half a year ago, but he could now be in for an expensive divorce over his cheating on his wife Regina Lasko, about $300 million.

Does Dave even have that kind of money?

Here’s the juicy part:

The ENQUIRER was told the kinky late-night host maintained a fully equipped love nest, likes to play "dress up" – and even had a girlfriend parade around with a set of pom-poms pretending to be a cheerleader.

So Dave likes cheerleaders? Who doesn’t?

If Dave was smart he would have remained unmarried, especially since he likes a little on the side.

On Monday October 5 David Letterman apologized on his show to his staff, and his wife Regina Lasko, for the multiple affairs he had with female staff that worked for him, and the fact he was cheating the whole time on Lasko.

Dave had set the stage for his apology by pointing out he was the "victim" of felony extortion, and then went on to apologize to what he considered to be lesser victims like his staff and wife.

Reports today indicate Lasko had demanded the public apology Dave gave on the show, and had agreed to a few jokes, but says she doesn’t feel Dave was sincere in his apology:

"Regina felt like Dave’s humorous take on the apology lessened the sincerity of it, and she’s not happy at all."

Now we understand why Dave hated Sarah Palin so much. Sarah attempted to live by, and expects others to try to live by, certain moral standards, which Dave chose not to, and now Dave is paying for it, although not as much as he should be.

I don’t believe Dave is sorry for what he did. I believe Dave is sorry he got caught, and exposed. The blackmailer was upset because his girlfriend was cheating on him with Dave. Maybe the judge should just let the poor guy go, and ask Dave to apologize to the guy, and order Dave to pay him restitution for ruining the guy’s relationship. Too bad what the guy did was a crime. He should have just wrote the book and screenplay, instead of doing the lazy blackmailing thing.